Containment What If?

[Rin]

What if Chris was dying and transferred his soul into a doll just like Chuckie.

He would accidentally transfer his soul into a blue-armed Sonic plushie.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris got separated from his house and tried to get home by foot?

He'd die of exhaustion after walking for five minutes.

What if Chris was dying and transferred his soul into a doll just like Chuckie.

You could pull the string on his back to hear him talk, and he'd say things like:

• "Don't call anybody!"
• "I! Name! Is! Not! Ian! Brannen! Something!"
• "I recycle my own semen."
• "I have numbers of pairs of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!"
• And, of course, "JULAAAAAY! JULAAAAAAAAAAY!"

And if you tickled him like a Tickle-Me Elmo, he'd shit himself. Unclit, fapcup, and other accessories sold separately.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb tried to cross the Bridge of Death?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris got separated from his house and tried to get home by foot?

He had the shocking wherewithal to get from Ruckersville to Ohio, I'm sure he could get home without incident.

 

[Betachu]

He had the shocking wherewithal to get from Ruckersville to Ohio, I'm sure he could get home without incident.

Though didn't he use Son-Chu for that?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris and Barb tried to cross the Bridge of Death?

They wouldn't even get past the first question
What if Chris joined the circus?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris joined the circus?

He'd make people laugh more than the clowns ever could, and he'd be more fucked up than anything in the freak show.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried horse back racing?

 

[Some JERK]

What if Chris tried horse back racing?

It would be a race to see who got killed first; Chris, or the horses' back.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris tried to sue gamestop for breaking their promise of not calling anybody?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried to sue gamestop for breaking their promise of not calling anybody?

He'd still try to mace them once he starts losing.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a vacuum cleaner?

 

[blak mane]

What if Barb had perished in the fire?

>cwcfw

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a pizza delivery driver?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if Chris became a pizza delivery driver?

If Chris showed up in Sonchu and handed me a pizza I probably wouldn't eat it. I mean, I know that pizza guys aren't exactly number one on the list of high achievers but here in the UK they at least keep themselves and their delivery vehicles clean. Also I'd put money on Chris picking at the pizza during travel, just kind lifting a slice of pepperoni or something off the top and eating it without thinking. Those fingernails touching my pizza, it's just gross man, gross.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was actually an alien from a planet full of aliens who are just as autistic as him and was sent to earth as a child to one day conquer the world?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was actually an alien from a planet full of aliens who are just as autistic as him and was sent to earth as a child to one day conquer the world?

He'd die the second he revealed this.

What if Chris accidentally went on a plane and didn't realize it? And where would the plane be going...

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris accidentally went on a plane and didn't realize it? And where would the plane be going...

He would lose his shit and the Air Marshal would have to restrain him. And probably on a deserted island for isolation so that he doesn't harm anyone anymore.

What if Chris was a Character on Pee-wee's Playhouse?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris discovered he was allergic to hedgehogs and mice?

 

[Donatien Argez]

What if Chris found a Death Note?