Containment What If?

Wont happen :snorlax: wont let her lolcow out of her sight and CWC is to much of bitch to say no to her

if he did he be better off i guess (though he won't last long in a job)
 
He'd probably expect Rocky to find him a job and take the first one that offered a position (or reject them all because work equals stress). In the case that he DID get one, it'd be similar to his time at Wendy's. He'd end up fired after a mixture of poor attitude, poor work ethic, and customer complaints if he were in food or retail.
 
I don't think this is really a what-if. We've seen how Chris applies for jobs. He puts in applications at his favorite places (McD's, Target, Wal-Mart, etc), hears back nothing, assumes it was because of "background checks", and crashes into slumber.

As for what kind of employee he'd make: see his Wendy's experience, and then consider that the absolute best case.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I don't think this is really a what-if. We've seen how Chris applies for jobs. He puts in applications at his favorite places (McD's, Target, Wal-Mart, etc), hears back nothing, assumes it was because of "background checks", and crashes into slumber.

As for what kind of employee he'd make: see his Wendy's experience, and then consider that the absolute best case.
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wouldn't be surprised if he applied to places that banned him.
 
So I'm guessing that his mom is promoting his laziness by keeping him within her range? Because at this point, I am tempted to say Chris is hopeless at getting a job in this type of situation. I hate to say hopeless because he would just accept it and give up on his initiative to live a productive life. He has to be able to do something but the way this is going, :snorlax: is keeping him as a mental eternal child who can't be employed. Pretty much, she's doing great harm to his mental health that something drastic has to happen such as when Barb kicks the bucket.
 
Pikimon said:
As a gay guy I can say with extreme confidence that he'd be marginalized extremely and outright shunned for his appearance. While hooking up is still a big thing for the gay community, our standards are infinitely higher than the straight community (which is why it's laughable when straight guys get scared in the locker room whenever a gay guy enters the room). A big thing in the gay community is looks, you got to have the right hair, body, legs, clothes, walk and "package" otherwise you ain't getting nowhere.

Even in the online dating apps and websites Chris would receive little attention because of his age and appearance. On a lot of online profiles the mantra of a lot of people is "No fats, femmes or asians/blacks/mexicans/arabs". Chris' tomgirl status would count as being Femm (gay guys who act super feminine and girly rarely get laid) and his overweight status would repulse most people.

And that's not even counting his lack of hygine
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As a bisexual I have not found this to be the case. In fact, related to the thread, my ex created a fake profile on a big gay network using Chris' pictures and ze got a ton of mail. Of course this was before the tomgirl stuff and it was (relatively) decent pictures, but still. Dudes will get on fucking anything, and Chris is (or maybe was) no exception.

Also I am 100% convinced he's genuinely bisexual, but that kind of negates the "What If" rule of the forum.
 
Yeah, the latter in fact. Some gay guys actually welcome people normally deemed unattractive with open arms. I actually have a thing for big guys, so if Chris was bathed more often, stopped shitting his pants and became a little more open minded, I might even find him attractive.
 
in his bathtub( or anywhere else in house)??
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IcyHotWings said:
Yeah, the latter in fact. Some gay guys actually welcome people normally deemed unattractive with open arms. I actually have a thing for big guys, so if Chris was bathed more often, stopped shitting his pants and became a little more open minded, I might even find him attractive.
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I mean, obviously if you take his situation and personality into account I think 99% of all gay men would back off, but the point still remains that he's infinitely more attractive to men than to women.
 
Chris would ascend the path of Supervilliany. Well at least til his laziness stopped him. Snyder's Megans's and Mimm's heads would splode. Then some random Jerk with a girl for leaving Chris with none to choose from. At that point he goes down in a hail of Virginia State Police bullets for exploding some McDonald's for messing up his order.
 
He'd also find a new excuse not to clean the bathroom. Also, he'd think it was a dinosaur.
 
He would think it was a pokemon and it would fight Snorlax for his amusement.
 
TBH I'd be more scared for the lizard than for Chris and his mommy, I hear the roaches have developed superpowers.
 
When Cole woke up, he immediately noticed that something was very wrong: His body felt weird and there was a putrid humid stench, like what he imagined a foul swamp smelled like. Coming to his senses, he realized that he wasn't in his room anymore: Rather, he seemed to be in a little girl's room, with lots of My Little Pony toys, LEGOs, video games and similar stuff lying around everywhere. Disturbed, he sprang to his feet, or rather tried to: His body was incredibly weak, fat and flabby. Standing up made Cole pant and feel chest pains. He looked around with growing terror... Where was he? What had happened? Was that weird sensation in his pants what he thought it was...?

At the same time, Christian Weston Chandler stress sighed out of a beautiful dream in which Sonichu had brutally executed all members of the CWCki forums. As he opened his eyes, he noticed he wasn't in 14 BC anymore. Rather, he seemed to be in a serene, clean apartment. Also, his body seemed to have changed: He felt stronger and cleaner and his head was completely bald.

What if?
 
IcyHotWings said:
TBH I'd be more scared for the lizard than for Chris and his mommy, I hear the roaches have developed superpowers.
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lol i could imagine it would be trying to escape after making the mistake of entering the bio-hazard chandler house


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:tomgirl: :julay:
 
DykesDykesChina said:
His stupidity. I'd give him a high IQ, then he might figure out how to solve his problems by himself.
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No. That won't work.
Dumb assholes do stupid shit and have no skill at making excuses for it.
Smart assholes have a knack for finding byzantine and convoluted rationalizations for their asshattery.
He wouldn't attempt to fix his problems, he'd find more efficient ways of throwing his other flaws into sharper relief.

Well, the movie reviews would sound pretty much the same.
 
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