Containment What If?

...I did not know that this topic was already discussed before I had made one exactly like this.

Now, I feel like a jackass.

spaps said:
Well, he'd freak out once some little shit calls him a fag over DNF, accuse the kid of being a troll, then ragequit.

you mean DNF as in "Did not finish?"
 
He'd get Vegan powers.
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Vege-curse-ye-hama-ha
 
Brother, Chris would die of a vitamin deficiency (likely B12). That is why the Hulkster always tells the Hulkamaniacs to drink their milk, brother!
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
STOP calling him a homo, or you will be sorry. Imbeciles.
Chris is not a homo, we are the homos! Here's what Chris likes, he likes Dykes, DYKES! CHINA!!!
 
Chris would always lose in a competitive video game match. If he played a game like Team Fortress 2, he would always get killed due to using horrible tactics that would only work if his opponents were kids who couldn't tell what each key did. He rage every-time he died, he would rage at every tea-bagging and at every match he lost. The trash-talking that he receives from teenagers and adult gamers would make him stress-sigh and quit, crashing into slumber due to all the hate he receievs.

If the Chandler house was to catch a fire, it would burn up rather quickly due to the fire hazards it has. If Barb and Chris are in the house, they will die if they aren't close to the only exit there is, even then they could still perish if the fire was close to the entrance, and if the flames don't get them, the fumes and the smoke will surely take away their lives. If they aren't home while the house burns, then they are effectively homeless, having nothing but their money, the clothes they wear, anything they have while they were shopping, Chris' Apple products and Vita, and whatever car they used.

bungholio said:
Ruckersville is evacuated due to the horrible stench.
If Ruckersville is evacuated due to the stench and the fire spreaded only to die, then could it be possible that the military rolls in and cuts Ruckersville off from the rest of the U.S. due to being like Pripyat with the Chernobyl incident? Imagine an abandoned Ruckersville that would slowly be reclaimed by nature. Alternately, Ruckersville ends up like that one town(Said town would be used in the first Silent Hill film) that lost much of its population due to an underground coal fire, with no one living there save a few residents trying to scrape by with what was lost.
 
Dead serious here - what if Chris got 20 piece McNuggets at McDonald's for $4.99?

Since he'd have two choices of sauces, what would he get?
 
Yknow something like this kinda happened. This one guy had a heart transplant, he started acting just like the guy that his new heart used to belong to. He even left his family to be with the guys widow

Well, he's inhuman AND he created many lovable and unique characters that pushed boundaries such as punchy, Blake, and many many more!
 
Somehow, he'd still be stupid as shit.

And what you're describing sounds like savant syndrome rather than having a high IQ.
 
What do you mean if? Clearly Chris is the smartest being to grace our country with his presence. Our inferior minds simply can't see his vast intelligence and Da Vinci level art.
 
What if, some time after Barbara's death, Christian Weston Chandler, Ahuviya Rotem Harel, and Robert Wayne Stiles formed a transgendered vigilante trio dedicated to tracking down and bringing trolls to justice the world over?
 
It would fail miserably and be very lulzy to watch. The tardrage would be off the charts.

ADF would probably get fed up with CWC and punch him at some time, bragging he threw the first punch.

Rika would freak out over something minor and make an attempt to commit suicide like he did today.
 
Super Spergs - The Animated Series

Tardman
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Tardman is the leader of the team!
Superpowers: Energy Bolt (Curse-ye-ha-me-ha)
Secondary abilities: Elbow-greased strength, speed thinking, great people/social skills.


The Troll Punisher
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The Troll Punisher is an Autobot space pirate whose mission is to exterminate trolls in the universe.
Weapon: Sonic Scattergun
Secondary abilities: Making youtube videos.


Insanity Girl
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Insanity Girl is a seductive sorceress from another dimension.
Superpowers: Turning people insane by flooding their brains with her own brainwaves telepathically.
Secondary abilities: Unsanitary.


Transtiana Spergnerova aka Commie Girl
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Transtiana is a former Soviet Speznas soldier who joined the Super Spergs to avenge the death of her lover who was assasinated by a Russian drug cartel.
Weapon: AK-47
Secondary weapons: Mosin-Nagant, Desert Eagle, Flame Thrower, ICBM.
Close-combat: Daikatana, knife.


Kangaroo Boy
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Kangaroo Boy is a former successful US/Uzbek real-estate mogul who during a vacation in Australia got bitten by a radioactive Kangaroo and acquired its powers.
Superpowers: Jumping great distances, kicking with his hind legs, superhuman auditory abilities.
Secondary powers: Fabulous!!


The Logician
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The Logician is a super-genius with an IQ of 3000000 who holds doctoral degrees in every academic subject taught at every university on earth. He is the mastermind behind the Super Spergs who organizes their missions.
Superpower: Ultra-Intellect.
Secondary power: Sitting on people.
 
Bridechu said:
Chris would think that yaoi manga is a realistic portrayal of gay relationships and try to make himself into a uke because that's the passive role.

FTFY.
 
Even if they didn't trash talk it wouldn't matter. Chris is probably the biggest sore loser of all time. He would probably be one of those people who mutes everyone else and then screams into the mic when he loses.
 
Any wood framed house catching fire is potentially a lethal situation; even in a clean house you've got natural gas in the stove, quite possibly some very combustible things like WD-40 or Motor Oil in a garage, and many hazards. If it starts in the Kitchen, there is the possibility that it might be small enough to douse it with water from the sink, unplug devices, etc. 14 Branchland is so badly maintained that the yard is turning into a forest, but I think it takes a special kind of moron to screw with the power, and Chris is not the highly motivated play with electricity type.

14 Branchland is probably no more likely to catch fire on its own reasons than any other house; Chris, although an idiot, is smart enough not to play with fire.

All that aside, Ruckersville does seem to have a volunteer fire department around 5 miles from CWC's house. For once, CWC isn't super far from something important, and odds are if he and Barb manage to get out of the house, medical attention is probably forthcoming quickly enough to save them. Fires are situations where people do things like jump out of windows, if he's not near the source of the fire and doesn't try to desperately fight it, Chris survives.

Is 14 Branchland covered in Methane? Jokes aside, Methane is a lifting gas and probably flies right through 14 Branchland's poorly maintained roof. A more troublesome question is what happens when things like old electronics catch fire, producing all kinds of poisonous gasses, or if there is something at 14 Branchland that will detonate. Barb has all kinds of crap from the goodwill all over the house, but it also be that a lot of it either won't burn (dishes, porcelain, metal items) or won't burn any worse than the rest of the house (furniture and clothes are inspected to meet that standard). We could be very wrong, but unless the fire traps Chris at least, he's probably alive. He might be burned, he probably will have smoke inhalation, and if he's got to go out a second story window, he's going to be banged up from that.

I've been mute on Barb. Although she is probably in good enough shape to escape, this goes directly against her psychology: she's spent decades accumulating this crap, she refuses to throw any of it out, she probably knows she's run this risk for years.

Now its under attack, its going down, so willed by chemistry. I think Barb tries to fight the fire and dies, misjudging how serious the situation is. Barb should run immediately, but I don't think she would. She's run this risk for many years, she knows it, she accepts it. If it came down to it, she'd probably rather die than have it taken away.

Chris' life is basically shot to hell in a fiery nightmare. Barb dead, most of his possessions burnt (less whatever is stashed in his car). He owns the land, and insurance probably pays a large chunk of money. He could rebuild, but rebuilding will take months even without considering his personality. Indeed, his personality is now utterly unchecked and he might have something like $200,000 in his grubby hands.

He squanders the money. He hires hookers, rebuys his consoles, and lives in squalor. It takes less than a year and he's blown hundreds of thousands of dollars. He has a tugboat, which is larger now. He has whatever wealth Barb had stashed, but the brakes are finally applied to his spending and lifestyle. The Tugboat can't pay for Chris' spending, no one will issue him credit again, and he'll either have to grow up in his mid 30s or probably scale down his life further.
 
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