Containment What If?

Octane said:
What if Chris had went through the Special Education system instead? I know he's technically "high functioning autistic" but I think his life would've been a lot better with segregation.
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Barb & Bob would have probably sent him to the shittiest sped school possible and he basically would have been in a concentration camp for retarded people
 
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Rupert Bear said:
What would have happened if Chris' parents had been ruralites and decided to raise Chris with no TV, no Internet, no videogames (and by extension, no Sonic), nor pretty much any consumer media?
Chris and similar autists are compelling arguments to take the Tedpill.
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Chris would just be a dumb hillbilly instead of what he is today
 
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Rupert Bear said:
What would have happened if Chris' parents had been ruralites and decided to raise Chris with no TV, no Internet, no videogames (and by extension, no Sonic), nor pretty much any consumer media?
Chris and similar autists are compelling arguments to take the Tedpill.
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If that would have happened, he probably might have driven Barb and Bob insane with unwanted attention. He had no friends at all that lived near him, he was too weird to have any close friends, I don't think he could have wrapped himself up in a world of complete traditional boomer media like books or radio, he wouldn't be able to resist the temptation of the internet and everything else that was happening in the modern world.

For instance, we already know that when they confiscated his internet access briefly he went into the local libraries and spent some time in them to compensate for his time he couldn't spend on the internet at home.
 
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Rupert Bear said:
What would have happened if Chris' parents had been ruralites and decided to raise Chris with no TV, no Internet, no videogames (and by extension, no Sonic), nor pretty much any consumer media?
Chris and similar autists are compelling arguments to take the Tedpill.
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He'd probably be a train foamer instead.
 
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Monolith said:
What if Chris got obsessed with Stormlight Archives?
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I only read the first Mistborn in 2015 (loooooooooooooong book). Chris can't seem to comprehend beyond chapter books like Goosebumps and Fear Street despite his claims for his own workforce telling you "you must have reading and writing skills completed on a middle school level or more as a requirement to work for me". Yes, indeed. He should've read the Percy Jackson series as a starter for fantasy rather than this like you @Monolith said.
 
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What if Chris was sent to Lugnica with Return by Death instead of Subaru?
 
Since I've no idea who Subaru is, I'll just assume Subaru would be expected to be CWC's replacement or something.

What if that overpriced lawyer would've somehow won the case for Chris against Snyder?
 
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