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What if Chris went on some late night talk show like the tonight show just so he could do his blarms protest on tv?
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris went on some late night talk show like the tonight show just so he could do his blarms protest on tv?
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Chris: "I WANT Y'ALL TO LISTEN CARFU-LLY!!! SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT FREAKING BLUE AND I'M NOT JUST GONA STAND HERE AND SHIT MYSELF AND DO NOTHING!!!! WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR TRUE AND HONEST FRIEND AND SAVIOR FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION WHO DOES NOT LIKE SUCH OFFENSIVE CHANGES AS BLUE ARMS!!! WHO'S WITH MAH!!!???"
*nothing but boos and cries from the audience*
Chris: "YOU'RE ALL BIG FAT JERKS!!! *starts to walk away* ... e-except for the boyfriend free girls.... with deir china... they Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER!!!! EEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!"
 
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What if Sega released a Sonic reboot in which Sonic is a female with no explanation whatsoever (think new Ghostbusters)? Would Chris be happy that they're pandering to the SJW/Feminist demographic and turned his hero into a woman just like him, or would he rage once again because they changed his beloved Sonic time without his consent again?
 
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Mick92 said:
What if Sega released a Sonic reboot in which Sonic is a female with no explanation whatsoever (think new Ghostbusters)? Would he be happy that they're pandering to the SJW/Feminist demographic and turned his hero into a woman just like him, or would he rage once again because they changed his beloved Sonic time without his consent again?
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as long as female sonic's arms aren't blue I'm sure Chris will be all over it
 
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Mick92 said:
What if Sega released a Sonic reboot in which Sonic is a female with no explanation whatsoever (think new Ghostbusters)? Would Chris be happy that they're pandering to the SJW/Feminist demographic and turned his hero into a woman just like him, or would he rage once again because they changed his beloved Sonic time without his consent again?
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If they release a game with male Sonic later he'll have blarms regardless if it's the original canon or not.
 
What if Chris tried to cover-up every bad decision he's ever made by saying he was trolling?

 
What if Chris woke up in the body of the blue armed bandit?
 
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