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What if Chris died but neither God or Saten wanted him in Heaven or Hell where would he go?
 
What if Chris and Cole wake up (at separate times in their own residences) to find that their hairstyles have been switched? Cole with a mess of blue nonsense, and Chris with a Chrome dome?
 
Betachu said:
What if Chris got bought by Google?
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Google decides in its efforts to eradicate aging and develop aggressive new genetic re-sequencing methods purchases Chris in order to end Autism forever.

The project goes according to plan and within 2 years Kiwi Farms and Autism Speaks are closed down. New concerns are raised about using such methods to eradicate a disease that a small portion of the population consider benign or strangely an evolutionary leap. This movement making ADF their poster child. The movement fails and their concerns too though are put to bed as they are also eventually forced to undergo treatment and their autism is removed. Google uses this advance to dominate humanity by controlling the human genome and being the masters of all that makes humanity what it is on a cellular level.

Google would attain full world domination by curing a pants shitting autistic artist welfare recipient from Virginia. A person normally considered nearly worthless becomes the key to world domination.

Or...

Google does something stupid and creates a computer that shits itself. That could happen too.
 
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What if Chris was cast in one of those dumbass C-List celebrity reality shows where they all live in a house together? Who would be in the house with him?
 
SOINCHU said:
What if Chris was cast in one of those dumbass C-List celebrity reality shows where they all live in a house together? Who would be in the house with him?
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The adventures of CWC, Sonichu, Rosechu, Clyde Cash, Snyder, Nagem, Slaweel, Asian-Knuckles and Zombi-Patti. Coming soon to TLC.
 
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What if Chris thought Barb died and tired to bury her when in reality she was actually just sleeping harder than usual?
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris could foretell the future?
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He'd cry after finding out he'll never get a girlfriend and that Sega has decided to keep sonic's arms blue forever in the future.
What if Chris tried to climb Mt Everest?
 
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