Containment What If?

[Stratochu]

DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, stress sigh and crash into slumber, possibly social services being called to investigate Chris-chan for elder abuse because of neglecting/maltreating Barb's bedsores, letting her get bitten by bedbugs and fleas like what happened to Bob, and not addressing her Alzheimer's or dementia (I think she has one of the two)

 

[Henry Bemis]

This is only the nineteenth 'Barb's death speculation' thread I've seen.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I really think there was a last straw moment between Chris & Barb, like Chris did something BIG AND WRONG and that's why he is now forced to live in the living room with Barb, she finally put her foot down. At least, I like to speculate that there was.


I like to imagine Chris got dangerously close to being arrested again for pitching a fit on McDonalds again, or he almost got in trouble for flirting with an underage girl in public (kinda like in that pic of him at Fridays after Five where he was trying to talk to little girls).

 

[Trombonista]

I thought this was gonna be about what would happen if Chris finally had enough of Barb's bullshit and called her out on it.

I could see a bunch of yelling and maybe Barb threatening to kill herself or call the cops.

 

[derpi]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

He and Derpy Hooves would immediately become best pals, much to the chagrin of the rest of the ponies

 

[Count groudon]

I was gonna make a "one horse town" joke but my mental block is acting up. Anyone wanna give it a shot?

He's had about a hundred "last straw moments" take your pick on which one screwed him up the most

 

[CatParty]

I was gonna make a "one horse town" joke but my mental block is acting up. Anyone wanna give it a shot?

In an all horse town, he'd be the lone ass.

I tried.

We would make "what if barb didn't die" threads.

 

[Lil]

We would make "what if barb didn't die" threads.

>Barb NOT dying

CWCki Forums just isn't ready to handle that kind of abuse yet

 

[c-no]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

He and Derpy Hooves would immediately become best pals, much to the chagrin of the rest of the ponies

I don't think Derpy would be best pals with Chris, then again I don't know anything about Derpy other than the eye.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

he would try to find a boy-friend free pony

 

[Overcast]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

He and Derpy Hooves would immediately become best pals, much to the chagrin of the rest of the ponies

Hey now! I'd imagine even Derpy has some standards.

I'd imagine he would try to hit on all of the mane six, failing miserably with each one.

Twilight would tell him that she needs to study the importance of friendship and magic and slam the door in his face.

Applejack would tell him she needs to work on bucking apple trees.

Pinkie Pie would tell him that she needs to go help the Cakes.

Fluttershy would probably just say that she's busy and hide and lock the doors and windows to her house.

Rainbow Dash would just fly off as fast as she can.

Rarity would just flat out reject him in the most non-subtle way.

I wonder what Twilight will write to the Princess about this?

 

[CatParty]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

I wonder what Twilight will write to the Princess about this?

Twilight would write the only thing that can be said about the situation:

"JULAY"

 

[hm yeah]

Hey what if I had my own - you know what, it's high time I just drew it out like I've been meaning to for a while. On lined paper, because that's my gimmick.




More later as I get positive inspiration.

AH AM NOT LAY-ZEE.

 

[c-no]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

I wonder what Twilight will write to the Princess about this?

I'm pretty sure Twilight would write about how some ponies can be so stubborn that you may as well never become friends with them. Of course that only applies if Chris appears in his pony form. She may even write about how he embodies only horrible traits such as wrath(wanting to tear trolls), envy(jealous of stallions getting boyfriend-free mares), laziness (wanting ponies to talk to him, not wanting to work), and his intolerance (hatred of homosexuals and autistics).

 

[derpi]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

I wonder what Twilight will write to the Princess about this?

Dear Princess Celestia,

Please send the imperial guard ASAP.
The magic of friendship will not be strong enough for this one.
Nor will the elements of harmony.
Your desperate student, Twilight Sparkle


OH
DISCORD!
HE WOULD TOTALLY TRY TROLLING CHRIS!
HE'D MAKE IT RAIN COME COMEUPPANCE AND ORANGE FANTA AND PICKLES!

 

[c-no]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

I wonder what Twilight will write to the Princess about this?

Dear Princess Celestia,

Please send the imperial guard ASAP.
The magic of friendship will not be strong enough for this one.
Nor will the elements of harmony.
Your desperate student, Twilight Sparkle


OH
DISCORD!
HE WOULD TOTALLY TRY TROLLING CHRIS!
HE'D MAKE IT RAIN COME COMEUPPANCE AND ORANGE FANTA AND PICKLES!

Considering that Discord is apparently some god of Chaos, he could troll Chris by appearing as a boyfriend-free girl only to troll him in a revelation. ]P
Discord may be the ultimate troll to a pony Chris.

 

[Picklepower]

Imagine this, Chris, Ahuvia, and Christopher Paul Whitney, as the panel on an ep of Real Time with Bill Maher. Chris= the conservative voice, Ahuvia= Communist (or whatever he is this week), CPW= whatever the fuck his politics are. Topic 1, NSA.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

I wonder what Twilight will write to the Princess about this?

I'm pretty sure Twilight would write about how some ponies can be so stubborn that you may as well never become friends with them. Of course that only applies if Chris appears in his pony form. She may even write about how he embodies only horrible traits such as wrath(wanting to tear trolls), envy(jealous of stallions getting boyfriend-free mares), laziness (wanting ponies to talk to him, not wanting to work), and his intolerance (hatred of homosexuals and autistics).

Don't forget his hatred for ziggos

Chris basically represents all of the seven deadly sins.

 

[c-no]

Re: If Chris was transported Equestria?

I wonder what Twilight will write to the Princess about this?

I'm pretty sure Twilight would write about how some ponies can be so stubborn that you may as well never become friends with them. Of course that only applies if Chris appears in his pony form. She may even write about how he embodies only horrible traits such as wrath(wanting to tear trolls), envy(jealous of stallions getting boyfriend-free mares), laziness (wanting ponies to talk to him, not wanting to work), and his intolerance (hatred of homosexuals and autistics).

Don't forget his hatred for ziggos

Chris basically represents all of the seven deadly sins.

Imagine pony Chris with some cards coming across a young zebra. He would hide his cards because he thinks the young zebra will steal them just like with African-American kids at the Game Place.

 

[Some JERK]

Chris doesn't even understand the relationship between taxes and government programs. I seriously doubt he understands what the NSA does, how they do it, or why.