Containment What If?

Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, the incidents at the Game Place may have never happened. Trolls would've had a harder time getting him to do stuff. It would have lead to many different things
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Except for training, praying, and eating his vitamins. |:(
 
I would go if he could actually prepare for this kind of meeting: taking a shower, casual but not stupid clothes. And the bid could be lower. 250 dollars? Ain't nobody got money for dat! Except Chirssy :tugboat:
 
If Chris did Coles thing he'd have a better chance at someone actually taking it then Cole ever will.
 
Re: Apologies if this has been suggested, but what if Chris.

Chris could sell all of his old games on Ebay and say it's a "TRUE and HONEST relic"! Wouldn't you pay $10 (plus shipping) for a little piece of CWC? It would be better than the pocket change Chris got at Snooky's Pawn Shop.
 
He'd have to pay me. He is such a dullard that 3 hours would feel like 3 years and being the greasy faced stinking mess that he is he'd be an embarrassment to be seen with in public.
 
No gym on the planet holds machines and weights adapted to the amazing power of Chris. He lifts multi-ton doghouses like nothing and plays Guitar Hero standing up! He'd break all the machines with his great strength, resulting in him getting banned from yet another place :pickle:
 
We've all seen Chris's co-ordination and strength level. He also has a vehement dislike of any males, especially the ones who would be able to show him how to safely use the equipment. Chris in a gym would probably not end well.

tl;dr- He would hurt himself.
 
Alan Pardew said:
I'm pretty sure Chris would not want his PS3 to be left behind.
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Considering they have no savings, he may want to grab a few things to hock on the way out of the burning hoard. The PS3 and his poster style vidya organizer would be prime choices for a grab and dash.

Chris would try to join a Women's only gym, and tard rage when he gets denied for being a JERK.
 
Re: Apologies if this has been suggested, but what if Chris.

It would be an interesting idea, but I think Chris is too lazy in hosting one.

He'll give up working out in a few minutes.

Or in a lulzy way, he thinks anyone in the Gym are trolls.
 
Re: Apologies if this has been suggested, but what if Chris.

Because he is someone who specializes in failure.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Snyder would be seen in a bad light for being so harsh on the adult autistic child. I wonder if Snyder met with a lawyer (if you're running a business, you need a lawyer) to discuss what he should do. Snyder may not have been so easy on Chris out of the kindness of his heart but as a calculated move to get Chris out of his hair without looking bad. After all, Snyder just wanted Chris out of his hair and to make them pay for the damage they did. There was no point being vindictive.

I doubt they'd send someone like Barb to jail, there'd be no justice in sending an old :snorlax: to jail after staying out of trouble for most of her life. Chris, yeah, they might lock him up for a short time because he's young, but then again, he's an adult autistic child and may not do so well in jail.

They might get house arrest, longer probation and have to pay higher fines. Usually crimes can be punished with a fine or jail time or both. Really, if you were a judge, would you put either of them in jail? A fine probably would be a real punishment to them, although Chris has a :tugboat: and :snorlax: probably has a pension or some small income coming in. House arrest would be a stricter version of what Barb has Chris on now, so it might be a real punishment.

Unfortunately, Chris will never feel true remorse about what he did. He'll think Snyder tricked him no matter what punishment he got. And he did get off pretty light.
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IMO:

Snyder really did want CWC out of his hair above all else, and I think that's probably the narrow point of departure I'm touching on here: He's angry and legitimately so for years of harassment from CWC. I agree that this is why it didn't happen, but, it also makes sense that Snyder could get pretty mad for this.

Barb was charged with more serious crimes because she "assaulted an officer". Locking her up doesn't make sense even if Snyder comes out swinging--she's an old woman who probably got swept up by the circumstances.

But Chris: I can honestly see a short jail term for his repeated behavior; not years, but perhaps six months. He's repeatedly dodged consequences, and I think 10/28/11 was a real shot of a hard kick hopefully doing something that other half measures haven't--give him a strong motivation to follow the law.
 
Alan Pardew said:
He'll give up working out in a few minutes.

Or in a lulzy way, he thinks anyone in the Gym are trolls.
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Yeah. The gym is one of those places where "At least i tried" really counts for nothing. Chris would reap no benefit from the gym.
 
He'd get banned, like so many other public places. For his hygiene, and for creeping on all Boyfriend-Free Girls working out. Guarantee he'd get banned inside a month for creepery.
 
soIregistered said:
He'd get banned, like so many other public places. For his hygiene, and for creeping on all Boyfriend-Free Girls working out. Guarantee he'd get banned inside a month for creepery.
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I'm surprised no one mentioned this until now. The gym is a place with fairly strict codes of conduct by Chris standards.

-No creeping on people

-No loitering

-Some places like Planet Fitness apparently have rules against grunting and other aggressive behavior.

-Hygenic codes (Would you really want to use a machine that Chris and his :briefs: just got finished using?)


Also it involves hard work, will power, and interacting with JERKS who actually could steal someone's girl. My money says he gets banned. Short of that he gets his ass kicked by someone for arguing with someone or eye-fucking their girlfriend. Or he injures himself, because Chris' grasp of strength and weight is child-like at best. Or he just goes once and never goes again. The average overweight American doesn't have the willpower to go to the gym regularly. Chris thinks putting dishes in a dishwasher is hard work.

I'm not sure if this has been done before but the other thread about Chris in the gym got me thinking.

What if Chris got his ass kicked?

For example, lets say Chris sees Mimms or Micheal Snyder in public and actually works up the nerve to attack them and gets beat up as a result. Losing a fight has a way of knocking down bloated egos and changing the way you look at things.

Would it change Chris? Would it jolt him into reality? Would it just send him into a deeper depression? Would Barb try to press charges, even if it was Chris' fault?
 
Lefty said:
lets say Chris sees Mimms or Micheal Snyder in public and actually works up the nerve to attack them and gets beat up as a result.
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He would learn not to do that, just like anyone else who picks a fight with someone and loses. That's about as far as i see it going. Chris isn't violent, and really doesn't have much of his ego invested in his masculinity. (dude wears miniskirts and panties.) I don't see losing a fight changing his behavior much.
 
Chris would crow about it on Facebook and then bask in pity from Anna. Hell, she and her mom would have to take turns for all of the pity he would demand.

It would reenforce his victim complex and hatred of men, but beyond that he would learn absolutely nothing from it.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Chris would try to join a Women's only gym, and tard rage when he gets denied for being a JERK.
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Here's a humdinger - him using the women's changing room at a gym, and explaining to all the partially nude women that he's a tomgirl so he's emotionally a woman.

Pretty much what other people said - I imagine he'd try an exercise machine, do it for 5 minutes, then reward himself with something unhealthy later because he's earned it, amirite?
 
He'd try to get a membership at Curves, both for the boyfriend free girls, and the strict no men allowed rule.
They'd be all "No you have a penis go away"
and he'd be all "BUT I'M A GIRL ON THE INSIDE ;-;" while wearing one of his hideous tomgirl outfits
and they would be "No."
And he would rant about how they discriminate against tomgirls on facebook and nobody would care.
Alternately, if they did let him in he'd get kicked out within a few days for creeping on all the women.
:pickle:
 
I really hope Chris does not go to jail for a long period of time. That would traumatize him. I doubt Snyder though would push for Chris to have to do jail time.
 
As much as Kick the Autistic Man-child would be funny to see, Chris' cowardice matches his ego and laziness.

He maybe a stupid moron, but he's a cowardly moron
 
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