What is a Ralpha male? - basically we dissect what a ralpha male is

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I. Ralphamales whimper when Faith you hold them.
II. They take a punches (when laying down in the streets they won’t lose their hat as easily.)
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A ralphamale is just someone who has absolutely no standards, who will do anything for short term gains, while also holding everyone else to ridiculous standards such as if they ever err you can blow up and feel justified.
If the ralphamale does anything wrong, its actually someone else's fault. While if someone offends the ralphamale they and their family should die and go to hell.
 
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You need to read it with deep cowboy voice from big Lebowski:
Ralphamale is several things:
First - being a ralphamale is to get in prison for trying to hit a woman
Second - being a ralphamale is to pass out and tell your momma to eat a dick
Third - being a ralphamale is to drunkenly argue with autist about perceived slight
And forth - being a ralphamale is run away from the country like a coward to avoid your misdeeds.
That, my friends, are the core principles of what being Ralphamale truly is. There's more, but I don't have entire day
 
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The answer has yet to be found.
The question is still as relevant as ever.
Whether that means, “completely relevant to the modern world,” or, “never fucking mattered anyway, if yew wanna know da troof,” will determine if you either know what a Ralphamale is, or in fact, you happen to be a Ralphamale.

Please note that a Ralphamale is not to be confused with a Ralphamalé (rhymes with tamale) which has yet to be defined in this modern world. The Ralphamalé is known to subsist primarily upon tortas, similar to the Ralphamale, & its habitat spans throughout the Americas, both North & South, & occasionally Western Europe, but generally only in English, Spanish & Portuguese speaking regions of the world.

Below is rare footage of a Ralphamale (possibly of the Ralphamalé genus,) performing a classic Ralphamale courtship ritual:

What do yew think about dat, bish?
bish.
 
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I know the focus here is on Ralph but mememagic makes it possible that it could as well be a portmanteau of Retard and Alpha

Being a total retard and still not being a total bum?
Its like a clown stumbling through life and still somehow having the clams to run around travelling around the world and spending money on drugs and his equally degenerate baby mamas.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
what's a ralphamale? you're lookin at one bish
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That's a good point. You will never wonder if you are looking at a Ralphamale or not for he will identify himself as such. If you think you are in the presence of one, and he does not make it know, it is more that likely sober. A sober Ralphamale is an unhappy Ralphamale. Feed it Xanex, some Makers Mark, and he will return to normal.
 
Rubber Plant said:
That's a good point. You will never wonder if you are looking at a Ralphamale or not for he will identify himself as such. If you think you are in the presence of one, and he does not make it know, it is more that likely sober. A sober Ralphamale is an unhappy Ralphamale. Feed it Xanex, some Makers Mark, and he will return to normal.
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You forgot asshole. A true Ralphamale is always ready to chow down on some asshole. It’s what gives his face that rosy (no pun intended, sorry kiddo) complexion.
 
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