What is Chris Chan's Best Art?

[160048]

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if only a female sonichu would do that to me

 

[Just Dont]

Half and half

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Half and half

Ah, the gift that keeps on giving. It's the expressions and body language that really make it.

Note how none of the four participants seem particularly bothered by what's happening, much less aroused or even pleased. Darkie is grimacing in what looks like disgust (while throwing devil horns because of course she is, Chris is such a fucking cool dude y'know), blondie looks like a cheap blow-up doll in actual physical pain, and half-and-half herself has the expressiveness of Michael Myers's mask and the cold, lifeless eyes of a three-day-old corpse. Meanwhile Chris himself just looks terminally embarrassed, as well he might.

69/100 would fap again

 

[lanceisbestweapon95]

Half and half

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Sometimes I consider re-drawing porn that Chris drew to see if I could make it halfway fappable.

But that would require staring at it for extended periods of time and I dunno if I'm ready for that kinda sacrifice.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Half and half

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I've always liked that the guitar on the right looks like a bedpan.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I've always liked that the guitar on the right looks like a bedpan.

I always assumed it was a spatula 10 years ago.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Please don’t use the words “best” and “art” in the same sentences when referring to Chris.

Crass and Champ is, bar none, my favorite Chris “illustration.” If you sent this picture to a random person, which I have, they’d be completely mystified.

My finest hour.
"Good little crabs... Mmm... Good lil pets!"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Oldie but a goodie.

I love when CWC makes ads, they lead to the funniest shit like one of my favorite Sonichu panels.

 

[Broseph]

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I like how he drew himself as a sterotypical Asian in that picture with the slanted eyes, bowl cut and big pink lips.

 

[Broseph]

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Oldie but a goodie.

Back in the good old days when Chris was always sucking Sony's cock, he was already a Sony Pony way before that was a thing.

 

[arbo real]

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all the subtlety of a particularly bad political cartoonist.

 

[StraightShooter2]

None, it's all horrible and disturbing - like something John Wayne Gacy would have drawn while awaiting his execution.

 

[PureClownery]

None, it's all horrible and disturbing - like something John Wayne Gacy would have drawn while awaiting his execution.

For so long, I wondered what Chris’s art reminded me of and why it made me vaguely uncomfortable. This is why.

 

[arbo real]

 

[Kosher Snake]

I love when CWC makes ads, they lead to the funniest shit like one of my favorite Sonichu panels.

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Holy fucking shit I can't breathe this is too hilarious

 

[PureClownery]

Honestly if I had to actually pick one favourite amongst the goldmine Chris has provided over the years, I’d pick this one because dear Christ there’s so much to take in here and the longer you look, the worse/better it gets.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

I always liked this full screen panel for some reason.

 

[AsianChris]

My profile pic. Someone that never heard about Chris woud think it is a self-portrait of an asian child. The author's true nature and the possible surprise from outsiders, new to Christory, is what made this picture a fav of mine.

Also, Tiny-head Megan:

 

[Michael Janke]

My profile pic. Someone that never heard about Chris woud think it is a self-portrait of an asian child. The author's true nature and the possible surprise from outsiders, new to Christory, is what made this picture a fav of mine.

Also, Tiny-head Megan:
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it feels like chris art would be much improved with microsoft paint and the bucket tool.

 

[Just Dont]

Is that from the FAT FETISH saga?