what is hell like to chris?

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I always wondered what a hellscape is like to CWC. Is it a lake of pickles where homosexuals swim naked as mentally retarded children in wheelchairs cling to him pulling him underwater? Are there ducks that are half dick? I wonder because his window to hell comment
 
Chris works at a McDonald's for eternity, but can never find time to eat anything...
 
His current imprisonment by Hoardzilla with no chance to get out unless it is to go get some q-sands for :snorlax: could count as some sort of hell.
 
A place where Bob cut the internet down for eternity, full of picklemen and non-boyfriend-free girls, where everyone shoves vegetables down their throats because it's devoid of sweet teas and chicken nuggets.
 
For Chris, hell would be:
-Megan calling him names while running off with Kacey and Liquid Chris
-Sonichu calling him names while running off with Jimmy Hill and Alec Benson Leary
-Patti calling him names while running off with Clyde Cash

And Michael Snyder would rule it all.

According to some, this would also count.
 
"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre

Mostly because of trolls, pretty girls ignoring him, his conflicts with people where he gets banned at, his innability to pick up on a lot of social cues, his mother, etc etc.
 
I'll give you a hint:


JULLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
 
^ And he still wouldn't get an award.
 
Gay Atheist commune where he has to work in order to grow his own dinner, and The Life Uprgrade does not exist.
 
Trapped forever in the same room as a beautiful, boyfriend-free, biological clock-fixin, qsand-fetchin, china-givin, Crystal-bearin, crapped briefs-undirtyin, irl Sonichu gal. Who is blind and cannot read the attraction sign.
 
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