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michael_vizduznier said:
....and Chris keeps getting his eyes burned, because she keeps spraying Lysol and Febreze at where the horrible, rancid ass-smell is coming from.
what is hell like to chris?
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....and Chris keeps getting his eyes burned, because she keeps spraying Lysol and Febreze at where the horrible, rancid ass-smell is coming from.
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Eternity trapped in a pickle jar, hearing beautiful boyfriend-free girls outside it but never able to reach the top.
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According to Dante your punishment in hell fits the sins you committed in life.
Chris is forced to do hard labor in the sulfur mines of hell, and every time he stress sighs or tries to take a break, pickle-suited demons beat him and shout
If he believed in reincarnation he'd come back as a pack mule in a third world country. He'd have to do hard work everyday for little food.
Chris is forced to do hard labor in the sulfur mines of hell, and every time he stress sighs or tries to take a break, pickle-suited demons beat him and shout
If he believed in reincarnation he'd come back as a pack mule in a third world country. He'd have to do hard work everyday for little food.
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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Won't work on Chris. He doesn't comprehend irony.
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I assume its a never ending cycle of psychological torture.
Each day Chris awakens in a bleak field where grass has grown wildly, below an eerie red sky patterned with smoky black clouds. He searches around the landscape, desperately trying to find someone to save him.
But while searching he finds something horrifying, the bodies of the chaotic combo mutilated with pickles shoved down their throats.
Chris panics and begins to waddle away in terror, after a few seconds of running he collapses, preparing to crash into slumber. But before his eyes can completely close, he hears a voice call to him faintly "hello father".
Chris jets up,and turns his head to the source of the noise.
It's sonichu standing over Chris with an excited, almost manic smile. Chris is relieved for a second, that is until he sees a liquid dripping from sonichu's MANOS, he is suddenly overwhelmed by the stench of pickle brine.
Chris' way past cool hedgehog pal begins to approach him, Chris attempts to flee, but is too stressed to escape. Sonichu kneels down and grabs Chris' face, he then begins zapping to the extreme sending electric shocks throughout OPL's body. Chris attempts a curse ye ha me ha but is in too much pain. As Chris' body begins to crash into permanent slumber, he hears sonichu softly hiss "juulaaay"
Each day Chris awakens in a bleak field where grass has grown wildly, below an eerie red sky patterned with smoky black clouds. He searches around the landscape, desperately trying to find someone to save him.
But while searching he finds something horrifying, the bodies of the chaotic combo mutilated with pickles shoved down their throats.
Chris panics and begins to waddle away in terror, after a few seconds of running he collapses, preparing to crash into slumber. But before his eyes can completely close, he hears a voice call to him faintly "hello father".
Chris jets up,and turns his head to the source of the noise.
It's sonichu standing over Chris with an excited, almost manic smile. Chris is relieved for a second, that is until he sees a liquid dripping from sonichu's MANOS, he is suddenly overwhelmed by the stench of pickle brine.
Chris' way past cool hedgehog pal begins to approach him, Chris attempts to flee, but is too stressed to escape. Sonichu kneels down and grabs Chris' face, he then begins zapping to the extreme sending electric shocks throughout OPL's body. Chris attempts a curse ye ha me ha but is in too much pain. As Chris' body begins to crash into permanent slumber, he hears sonichu softly hiss "juulaaay"
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Giving Chris everything he wants and leaving him stuck wondering why he still isn't happy.
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Clyde Cash, Michael Snyder, Megan Schroeder, Mary Lee Walsh, Lucas, Mimms, and the Nathanael Greene principal having an orgy while he is forced to watch and eat pickles.
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trombonista said:
With the only game console he will play will be the HEX-BOX 360 and seeing the Sonichus getting murdered brutally.
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