What is the cure to virginity?

[Penis Drager]

I want the sex but I don't get the sex.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I fundamentally disagree with you that you can fail at having sex.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Anime.

 

[Least Concern]

Ask your mother for tips. She seems to be quite proficient at getting laid

 

[Dona Morte]

A vegetable garden.
@Null says so.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Have you tried hookers?
Now yes it might not be very romantic, is morally frowned upon and in some places even illegal... but it certainly is a solution.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

A gun.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

A rag and chloroform works wonders.

 

[Red Hood]

You have a KF account, it's a little too late to worry.

 

[Product Placement]

Hookers are the cure, if you can't afford a street walker who needs her heroin fix, you have bigger issues than being a virgin. Once you see the hooker however need to go to the doctor for the cure for that.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Benis in bagina : DDD

 

[cummytummies]

Have sex.

 

[Null]

Just be yourself

 

[Protistology]

A green card

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It's a very peculiar condition, as the universal cure - beatings - does not work.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Soft Butter and a rope.

 

[Bastard_Call]

Have you tried hookers?
Now yes it might not be very romantic, is morally frowned upon and in some places even illegal... but it certainly is a solution.

You can always pay a hooker to be romantic.

 

[Ozul]

Start dating within your league.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

A tranny with a criminal record if you're unlucky.

 

[Penis Drager]

Just be yourself

Thank you. I will let all the ladies know I'm a spastic alcoholic who has a habit of sleeping behind Chevron with my pants down.
Surely that will get me all the sex.