What is the ideal number of children to have?

Party Hat Wurmple said:
Trust me, if I could, I would. I unironically would happily have a dozen kids. I want enough children to form a small militia if I had to. This is one family that ain't dying in the zombie apocalypse.
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I honestly think 5-6 is the max before you become neglectful parent also depends on the kids some couple produce such lil shits that 2-3 max ours luckily is satan only asleep he listens especially when is his father talking.
 
Justa Grata Honoria said:
I honestly think 5-6 is the max before you become neglectful parent also depends on the kids some couple produce such lil shits that 2-3 max ours luckily is satan only asleep he listens especially when is his father talking.
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The running joke was that they would be on bell and whistle commands. Dinner would consist of 3 chickens, slaughtered daily, and portions would be distributed by whatever you got your hands on. We'd really be relying on those older kids to really step up as parents. It would basically have to be a farming compound as there's generally no other way to survive that works. Swallowing the Amish/Mennonite pill at that point is your only option. If they were old enough to play, they were old enough to work.

Neglect is kind of a nebulous term when you live that kind of life...
 
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davids877 said:
Remember, once you exceed 7 it's harder to get a van, both purchase and insurance.(9 passenger vans are easy, 13, 15 are more problematic)
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Yes, I know. I've met Mormon families with that problem that have to get the big white vans to haul the kids around lol. As I said, 3 is fine. I've been given perspective.
 
Pajeets get sterilized like the muslims used to sterilize negro slaves.

Beyond that, it is all determined by the all-knowing and all-wise AI eugenics machine that cleverly removes autism and foot fetishists from the gene pool. You will have precisely as many children as skynet Tay decides you should.
 
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Zero. Humanity was an evolutionary misstep. We should opt out of what is a bad deal by not having kids and just go extinct. The last human left can turn out the lights.
 
4 or 5 I think is the sweet spot, enough time and care for each kid from the parents.

3 minimum: one to replaces the dad, one to replaces the mom and the third for (minimum) family growth. If one dies at least you got two left.

The only cope with 2 kids is that inheritance won't be split up too much.

Having one single kid is a just failed attempt to start a family. It's not a family, it's just pathetic.
 
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I was one of several and our parents were just fine. None of us turned out criminal, most are gainfully employed contributive members of the community we hail from back home.


I think a big factor is that western parents have (as a general rule, not all) lost the ability to appropriately control their offspring. Families that size are the normal for where I came from. No one seems to have a problem with making sure they learn to act like fucking human beings by the time they are grown.

Meanwhile American mothers very often seem to struggle with just a single child who will usually turn out deviant and worthless. It's depressing from what was once a vibrant and strong society that dominated the world.
 
As many as you can birth, and manage to love and look after. Each one is a blessing and needs to be cared for properly. If you can have ten and care for them properly then go for it. Children are the best thing ever.
 
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:smug:Wow. Some of you got some real hangups about only children. Mad you had to split the treats, TV, bedroom, and money with your siblings and HATE to see a nigga just vibing by themselves living lavish? Well I got news for you: It be ya own niggas, Mr. Khan... it be ya own niggas.
 
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def remove_pajeet():
person.alive = False
return;

if person.race != 'pajeet':
person.ideal_children = 4
elseif person.race == 'pajeet':
person.ideal_children = 0
remove_pajeet()
 
There's a really cute line in Roald Dahl's Danny, Champion of the World where his mom tells his dad that they shall have three children - "a boy for you, a girl for me, and one for good measure".
I've really internalized that as the dream though I imagine it might give the 3rd kid a complex if I ever told them.
 
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