what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[LordSciutto]

Getting arrested.

 

[TVB]

Pepper spraying a Gamestop employee.

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

Giving Barb the best sex she's ever had (with her informed and enthusiastic consent, obviously)

 

[Ammyterasu]

For me it's going to the Fridays After Five event, full of local families and children, wearing a t-shirt with "I enjoy vagina" written on it and the "want woman!" sport bra under it.

 

[Kiwisee]

Telling ADF he’ll never be a real woman

 

[kendraObscura]

use his jail water fountain as a bidet , then playing solitaire on a Muslim prayer rug like an alpha

 

[Professor Iris]

Pork his MOM ROFLMAO

 

[Ken_Penders69]

I would say escaped from jail if that wasn't an obvious bull shit rumor cooked up by some bored weens lol

 

[UngaWunga]

I would say escaped from jail if that wasn't an obvious bull shit rumor cooked up by some bored weens lol

It’s bullshit but it’s still true.

 

[DrNow]

Took a stand against race mixing in his love quest, advocated for strong family values by aspiring to have children, embraced masculinity in his choice of deodorant and through physical exercise on camera, rejected wage slavery in favour of pursuing his vision as an artist, rejected hedonism and drug use and expected a high quality woman who shared these standards. Unashamedly discussed his lack of participation in hook up culture, giving importance to real human connection instead.

 

[smug comporon]

Causing a dimensional merge is about as badass as it gets.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

Using his goddess blue heart powers to possess the body of Ethan Ralph to continue his reign of terror.

 

[Duck and Turn]

Kicking and stomping a Tranformers toy without shoes. Seriously, that thing looks like it would hurt like a Lego piece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEDbxJ2utTw

 

[Inertia]

Expose his forehead proudly as much as he does.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't know he's internet infamous.

That's something I guess.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I would say doing a bad Apu impression right to an Indian man’s face in his own restaurant was pretty badass. Even in his autistic mind palace he knew he shouldn’t but he did it anyway, the fearless bastard.

 

[Machine head]

Whatever the hell this is seems pretty bad ass.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Fucking his mom.

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Oh, you said bad ass.

Sorry.

 

[Shady Spot]

How long Chris has maintained relevancy on the internet. I'm constantly left surprised at the depths of his degencery.

Everyone has bad years but Chris fucks every year up like it's a tax write off.

 

[lanthanide jelly]

having sex with a hooker was pretty cool