what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Alabaster Disaster]

That time 2,000 years ago he allowed himself to be crucified to save the world from its sins

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

That time he grew a soul patch and tried to misdirect his trolls by claiming everything was “just a prank bro”. It would’ve been even better if he managed to stick to it and walk away from the internet.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's like something a cartoon character or an 8 year old would do.

It essentially was a thing a 8 year old was doing.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

This thread is a joke right?

 

[TVB]

This thread is a joke right?

It's not

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

It's not

Well, I would have to say the most bad ass thing Chris ever did was become an internet icon...even if it was in a negative way.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I don't think anyone has mentioned it appears Chris is taking incarceration relatively well. Prison breaks some people.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

I don't think anyone has mentioned it appears Chris is taking incarceration relatively well. Prison breaks some people.

What is the latest with him?

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I don't think anyone has mentioned it appears Chris is taking incarceration relatively well. Prison breaks some people.

Schitzophrenia is one hell of a drug

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Over fifty pounds a thing

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Over fifty pounds a thing

Chris has this weird body, he's got these spindly thin arms and a gut at the same time, its just gross and weird. Normally fat people have a girth to their whole body but you can tell even in his youth he's never lifted anything heavy in his life.

 

[Kyuss]

he's got these spindly thin arms

When Chris is in the cheerleader outfit his legs are twigs.
He weighs 230lbs and it's almost entirely fat, it's absurd his proportions. It's that of a teenager boy with the weight of an adult man.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Started to get into weightlifting 3 months ago and even as a total beginner it hurts to see how awful Chris' posture during the workout is.
He is using his whole body momentum, its almost like his improvised dumbbells are lifting him.
Good for him he is too lazy to do a serious workout, he would only hurt himself accidently.


Anyway, Chris most badass moment either has to be this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bILe2IRxIog

or when he wrote HEXbox on a Xbox cardboard display at the local Walmart.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

speed shaving his goatee without cream or washing his face at all.
with no fear or cutting himself.

 

[Lt. Jim Dangle]

speed shaving his goatee without cream or washing his face at all.
with no fear or cutting himself.

Actually this

 

[Salvatore Leone]

 

[Ammyterasu]

I was rewatching Geno's documentary again, and I forgot about the video in the Jackie/Lars saga where Chris is stomping a boat made of lego with his bare foot. Pretty impressive how he seemingly felt no pain whatsoever.

 

[Waifu Days]

Talking about the "China", on the Big I Internet, and for all to hear.

or that time he fuck Julaaaay!

 

[King George III]

Never receiving a Cease & Desist letter from Nintendo is pretty badass. Not sure how he avoided that, but he did.

 

[fake farts]

Shaving the goatee and stomping the vibrator, then perfectly twisting his foot for the camera to show his homemade I'M STRAIGHT sign with a poorly drawn pair of tits and a bush on it.