what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

Two badass things that Chris has done:

1) Going into an Indian restaurant walking in the door and then immediately doing an Apu impersonation. Gotta give Chris credit, he's got bigger balls than me on that one.
2) Applying a curse-ye-ha-me-ha to Mary-Lee-Walsh in her office. I've dealt with a few shitty college administrators that I've wanted to tell off, but of course I never did. Chris on the other hand actually went through with it, albeit in his own autistic way. Still pretty fucking badass.

Honorable mentions:

-Hañdled the pathetic Jack Thaddeus like a boss.
- Outsmarted a ween by formatting a harddrive on a laptop.
- Got the trolls to give him a free GameStop shopping spree
- Crapped his pants in public in multiple occasions and carried on like it's nothing.
- Scored with an older chick.
 
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Dunno if this has been said before but a comment I read somewhere said that Chris knew how to shave extremely well with a straight razor. If only he was given proper special education classes for his autism and post education job assistance programs, Chris could had become a barber instead of becoming an example of society's worst aspects of neglect and wanton ignorance, as well as the result of shitty parenting.
 
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I've always been a fan of the "Rolling and Trolling" video. If Chris had posted that video and disappeared off the Internet, I feel like Chris may have been regarded as one of the Internet's greatest trolls. Instead he's now the greatest LolCow.
Honorable mention goes to his Epic Odyssey to save Julie. It was all bullshit but Chris did drive to Ohio.
 
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Arianne Chan said:
Going all the way to Ohio just to "rescue" Julie, even though it was a very autistic thing to do (And he was just being trolled) you should admit it was pretty badass
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Not to mention that he had never driven that far before and he made the return trip the same day.

When Chris decides that he wants something, he can be pretty persistent.
 
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“Ah wants sum CHINA! And I don’t care if I have to face felony charges for it!”
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Just think... When Chris decided that he wanted to live his anime incest fantasy, he actually bought and read a book. This being the same guy who had thousands of dollars worth of video games and Legos stuffed into his room with nary a book in sight.
 
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I Love Beef said:
Dunno if this has been said before but a comment I read somewhere said that Chris knew how to shave extremely well with a straight razor. If only he was given proper special education classes for his autism and post education job assistance programs, Chris could had become a barber instead of becoming an example of society's worst aspects of neglect and wanton ignorance, as well as the result of shitty parenting.
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I haven't heard that. In 2009, during the Liquid Chris saga, Chris dry shaved and didn't look particularly skilled. The cartridge popped off the handle. I'm not sure, but the razor may have been a Mach 3. Gillette used to mail them out for free to young men when they turn 18. I'm close to Chris's age and got one when I was 18.

It's possible Bob taught Chris to shave with a straight razor though. Bob inherited his grandfather's straight razor and broke it by using it as a screwdriver. He kept the broken razor his whole life. The story is told in his 1987 letter to Chris.
 
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