What is the most based and heterosexual cookware?

[SandyCat]

My vote is for stainless steel. By all accounts I consider it to be the most based and red pilled form of cookware. After years of autistic abuse my shitty sloppy seconds thrift store pan is still holding up just fine.

Glass on the other hand can shatter and chip, non-stick goes to hell after awhile and can give you cancer aids if you inhale the tasty fumes, copper is expensive and gay, ceramic is for fancy cunts and cast iron is heavy and needy just like your mom.

The only thing I miss is my ability to use cast iron as a home defense weapon but my wife said her boyfriend would protect me

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Cast iron. Followed by spatula and wooden spoon.
Wait you're a cuck? Easy joke, but upgrade to a cook.

 

[A-Stump]

Aluminum baking pans you throw away after one use and Styrofoam plates

Only a woman would do dishes

 

[Testacles Maximus]

A deep frier.

 

[Cats]

 

[DumbDude43]

all cookware is for pussies. real men roast the whole cow over an open flame.

 

[SandyCat]

all cookware is for pussies. real men roast the whole cow over an open flame.
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If you're going the whole cow route at least deep fry it

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Pussies, nothing beats the wok, 100% grorious nippon ustensir, forded 1000 times by ancient samurai rord in mount fuji.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Cast iron. A good large cast iron pan can be used to fry in, make stew, cook steaks, bake bread in and can be used on a stove in an oven or on a fire or grill. Just never let any soap touch it only water and oil.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

all cookware is for pussies. real men roast the whole cow over an open flame.
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That is impressive. It makes me wonder why they bothered to cut the head off.

 

[Puff]

A deep frier.

Have you considered this?

https://www.lodgecastiron.com/product/seasoned-cast-iron-combo-cooker-wanderlust?sku=LCCWND
We just call it a chicken fryer.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

If you need a good pan I bought this thing recently. Most cookware on Amazon is chinkesium but this was made in France & feels incredibly sturdy.

 

[Bibendum]

Carbon steel -- like cast iron, but far lighter and more responsive to changes in temperature.

But if you need a non-reactive surface, go with stainless steel-clad aluminum. Acids will strip the seasoning from carbon steel/cast iron and will react with copper and bare aluminum.

 

[Hepativore]

Enameled cast iron cookware...preferably by Le Creusette.



Don't let the bright colors fool you...this stuff is a workhorse. It has all of the advantages of cast iron in terms of durability and thermal conductivity, but the heavy, enamel coating prevents it from rusting and it is also teflon-coated on the cooking surface.

The downside is that it is heavy as hell and expensive as fuck, but it can last indefinitely.

 

[Sugriva]

Cast Iron. That shit will survive a nuclear apocalypse.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Enamelled cast iron is the best.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Enameled cast iron cookware...preferably by Le Creusette.

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Don't let the bright colors fool you...this stuff is a workhorse. It has all of the advantages of cast iron in terms of durability and thermal conductivity, but the heavy, enamel coating prevents it from rusting and it is also teflon-coated on the cooking surface.

The downside is that it is heavy as hell and expensive as fuck, but it can last indefinitely.

With that big Dutch oven, you can set bread dough for 24 hours then quickly bake it. A pretty good method to make your home smell heavenly

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

A good kitchen knife to randomly stab people with whilst yelling Allah Ackbar!

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

With that big Dutch oven, you can set bread dough for 24 hours then quickly bake it. A pretty good method to make your home smell heavenly

You enjoy the smell of farts? Weird.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

You enjoy the smell of farts? Weird.

It's sourdough bread.