What is the most based and heterosexual cookware?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is the answer.
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You think you know how those are used but you don't. The scraper is a multitool, there are a hundred functions for it, it can replace a lot of knives, spatualas and kitchen cleaning equipment among other things. It's a flat piece of metal, you can do almost anything with it.
A rubber spatula is just nice to have, it is one of the most versatile tools in the kitchen if you ignore what they say(or you think) it should be used for.

When I worked fast food as a teen we used the scraper to clean grease up off the floor and also to chop cooked chicken breast for salads. It's okay, they sprayed it off in the sink.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

stainless commercial cookware

lol wtf it’s a frypan not an engine block

More even heat even with a shit tier electric range.

 

[Shroom King]

The gayest cookware is silicone. Silicone mitt or heat pad? Fine. But the bread pans and muffin "tins" make me MATI. It insulates your food from the damn oven you are trying to cook it in! Also, in 20 years they are going to be saying "whoops, that gives you cancer too lol".

What? People put silicone in the fucking oven? Of course, that shit will give you cancer.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A wok of the city variety.

 

[din365]

When I worked fast food as a teen we used the scraper to clean grease up off the floor and also to chop cooked chicken breast for salads. It's okay, they sprayed it off in the sink.

Is that all? I saw the owner of a business mix somebody's ceasar salad by hand after cutting raw fish. i mean just stuck his bare hand into the ceasar salad, mixed it up,putr it in a container and sold it to a customer. he didn't wash his hands.
When you work in the food service industry as long as I have, you see a lot of disgusting shit that makes what you did look sanitary.

 

[Betonhaus]

The most manliest cookware is Cast Iron. Requires a modicum of intelligence to use and maintain, but the reward is a perfect nonstick surface that cooks very evenly. Plus you can use it as a bludgeon for intruders. Heavy-duty stainless steel is up there for their good cooking abilities and uniformity, but copper is gay as fuck as people only get it because it's pretty.

Glass cookware depends on if it's PYREX (borosilicate) or pyrex (soda ash). the former is far superior and incredibly rare - you'd only get it if you inherited it from a beloved parent or grandparent. pyrex is garbage. used to be that the capitalization told you which type it is, but seems that there uppercase PYREX coming out that's soda ash.

Eating it raw (not seared or anything) is gay because that means you're a over-obsessed bodybuilder that doesn't know what he's doing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Glass cookware depends on if it's PYREX (borosilicate) or pyrex (soda ash). the former is far superior and incredibly rare - you'd only get it if you inherited it from a beloved parent or grandparent. pyrex is garbage. used to be that the capitalization told you which type it is, but seems that there uppercase PYREX coming out that's soda ash.

Or European! Euro Pyrex is still borosilicate.

European Pyrex is still the old recipe!

We had an extended and very heterosexual digression about Pyrex/Corningware in the Womb Wizard thread last year.

 

[SandyCat]

When I worked fast food as a teen we used the scraper to clean grease up off the floor and also to chop cooked chicken breast for salads. It's okay, they sprayed it off in the sink.

The floor grease adds flavor

 

[DankSmoker]

Cast Iron[...]surface that cooks very evenly

Not the case for every cast iron, sadly. Be xenophobic when buying cast iron.

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

Either cast iron or stainless steel. All of that dirty non-stick shit peels once you apply some real heat. It also doesn't withstand a simple scrubbing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

lol wtf it’s a frypan not an engine block

You can cook on an engine block.

There's a cookbook about it called Manifold Destiny.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

these.

 

[Betonhaus]

these.
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I mean nutsack cookware is hilarious, but it looks like nonstick coated aluminum

 

[DankSmoker]

You can cook on an engine block.

There's a cookbook about it called Manifold Destiny.

In that case the engine block is the heating element, the tinfoil being the cookware.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Exhibit A against cast iron: "Le Creuset"

Carbon steel if you want something with similar properties. I just cannot see enamel coated cookware and think "the manliest, heterosexual cookware"
Sure, it doesn't need to be enamel coated, but it can.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

tuna casserole is an abomination, and there was little more depressing than sitting down to tuna casserole and canned French green beans. We probably had canned pears on big iceberg lettuce-leaves and sprinkled with cheddar cheese for dessert, too. My mother is a wonderful cook, but so much 70s/80s food was pure struggle food.

I don't know what your mom was doing but I find tuna casserole to be pretty luxurious. You got a nice protein, vegetables, and noodles, but the real star is the cheese coating.

On-topic: making the best of what you have is the most heterosexual, but 'sides that I'd vote for steel-clad aluminum or enameled cast iron.

 

[Meiwaku]

A true man does not worry about his cookware only the quality of his meal and the care for who he makes it for. A giga chad uses these without second thought:

 

[Betonhaus]

A true man does not worry about his cookware only the quality of his meal and the care for who he makes it for. A giga chad uses these without second thought:

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Well they are stainless.

 

[DankSmoker]

A true man does not worry about his cookware only the quality of his meal and the care for who he makes it for. A giga chad uses these without second thought:

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I wouldn't use those because if I damaged a woman's hello kitty merchandise there would be hell to pay.

 

[Meiwaku]

I wouldn't use those because if I damaged a woman's hello kitty merchandise there would be hell to pay.

This is absolutely correct. I spent a moment in merely thought of some guy damaging my cute cookware and disassociated. Good call.