What is the most based and heterosexual cookware?

What is the least gay cookware?

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DankSmoker said:
I wouldn't use those because if I damaged a woman's hello kitty merchandise there would be hell to pay.
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buying a cookware set for decoration and not to use, especially what looks to be proper steel pans, is not hetero.

Just look up tips to keep them clean and don't run the burner too high, you never need the burners at max.
 
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I voted the last 3 ("Clay / Stoneware (what are you, a fucking caveman?)", "A campfire and a stick", and "Fuck cookware, eat it raw the way god intended") because that's what the species did for quite awhile before this "agriculture" thing became a thing?

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Betonhaus said:
buying a cookware set for decoration and not to use, especially what looks to be proper steel pans, is not hetero.

Just look up tips to keep them clean and don't run the burner too high, you never need the burners at max.
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If it's literally the only option, sure. But I'd ere on the side of caution. I know I would be really butthurt if someone broke my foghorn leghorn glass.
 
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Betonhaus said:
buying a cookware set for decoration and not to use, especially what looks to be proper steel pans, is not hetero.
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I think he's trying to articulate the difference between "using cookware for cooking" and "setting the discontinued Tupperware on a hot burner and melting it" or "mixing fiberglass resin in your partner's big Pyrex measuring cup." You don't want to walk on eggshells in your own house, but if you suspect a tool is disproportionately important to your partner, maybe use something else just in case. Same if you're wandering in the garage for something that looks good to pry with.
 
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Betonhaus said:
buying a cookware set for decoration and not to use, especially what looks to be proper steel pans, is not hetero.
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If I got a good quality Hello Kitty cookset (since HK is so popular, China pumps out bootlegs in addition to the real goods (yes I know it's a Japanese brand)), I would just cook for the assumed man who bought it for me.

If some broad can tell me a brand outside Asia who slaps HK on their kitchen goods and doesn't suck, lmk. Need an anglo brand.


I think @Aunt Carol is on the right track. One time I read a story about one pair in a couple (can't remember if guy or girl, but I think they were straight) who wanted to help the person who cooked out. So they put all the rice together. By color.
@DankSmoker doesn't wanna do the cookware version of that.
 
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stupid frog said:
One time I read a story about one pair in a couple (can't remember if guy or girl, but I think they were straight) who wanted to help the person who cooked out. So they put all the rice together. By color.
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I'm not sure I understand. So the cooked the Jasmine, basmati, and brown rice in the same pot at the same time?

Or is it like "my partner does all the good cooking and I'm not too familiar with it so I'll just use a cheap pasta pot for making KD instead of staining or burning the good set"?
 
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Betonhaus said:
I'm not sure I understand. So the cooked the Jasmine, basmati, and brown rice in the same pot at the same time?

Or is it like "my partner does all the good cooking and I'm not too familiar with it so I'll just use a cheap pasta pot for making KD instead of staining or burning the good set"?
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Like this person does so little cooking, they put all the white COLORED rice in the same storage container (since I guess they aren't a poorfag like me who just... uses the bag or whatever an item comes on).

But your second bit is a better way of putting it lol.
 
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stupid frog said:
If some broad can tell me a brand outside Asia who slaps HK on their kitchen goods and doesn't suck, lmk. Need an anglo brand.
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Well.
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It's the inferior American Pyrex, but it's kawaii as heck.

Honestly, I haven't had any problems with neo-Pyrex, but I use the small sizes, I don't generally freeze it, and I wouldn't put it from the freezer to a hot oven. If you're cooking crack you should definitely invest in Euro Pyrex.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Well.
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It's the inferior American Pyrex, but it's kawaii as heck.
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I have a Hello Kitty toaster that I bought a long time ago. The bread comes out with Hello Kitty on it.
Never used it because A. the outside is plastic. B. 120v and the power plug is gay. edit: unlike the toaster, it's fun.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
I have a Hello Kitty toaster that I bought a long time ago. The bread comes out with Hello Kitty on it.
Never used it because A. the outside is plastic. B. 120v and the power plug is gay.
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Toasters with a pattern seem neat, but then you'd end up with toast that always has raw spots/burnt spots in service of the pattern. Keeping it unused seems like a pro strat; it might be worth some money now, but I don't know the Sanrio collectors' market.

I had a Hello Kitty coffee maker that served me for about ten years, starting from my first apartment. It matched nothing in my kitchen nor my overall aesthetic, it was hard to clean, it didn't have a timer, and the sculpt on the top made it not fit really well anywhere because of the lid bonking things when you opened it. I used that coffee maker until I broke the carafe.

(Weird that they make HK appliances for womenchildren, but not, say, Lego appliances for manchildren. A Hotwheels coffee maker could be great if they took design notes from the Hotwheels PC.)

Target had a line of Hello Kitty small appliances for a while; I think that might have been where I bought mine. Here is a photo I found online, in Bigfoot sighting quality:
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Image search showed me at least sixteen different Hello Kitty coffee makers on the first page, so it's probably something that comes in cycles.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Image search showed me at least sixteen different Hello Kitty coffee makers on the first page, so it's probably something that comes in cycles.
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Oh hell yeah, I tried to find a picture of my toaster and gave up and I'm not going out into the dimly lit storage area to find it and take a picture. I absolutely agree with you on pattern toasters, they're just a fun novelty item.
Betonhaus said:
ngl I'd buy a Hotwheels coffee maker

You can get a Bugatti Diva one-Cup coffee maker... https://www.casabugatti.com/en/small-kitchen-appliances/coffee-machines
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Can you get a Bugatti Diva Cup though?
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Things don't brown in silicone; it's a objectively terrible choice for muffins!

Makes a good pie shield, though, since you take that off partway through.
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There’s something to be said for minor applications of it. I got a USAPan muffin pan as a birthday gift once. Thing’s this heavy aluminized stainless steel thing with a mild silicone finish and it bakes like a dream.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Toasters with a pattern seem neat, but then you'd end up with toast that always has raw spots/burnt spots in service of the pattern. Keeping it unused seems like a pro strat; it might be worth some money now, but I don't know the Sanrio collectors' market.

I had a Hello Kitty coffee maker that served me for about ten years, starting from my first apartment. It matched nothing in my kitchen nor my overall aesthetic, it was hard to clean, it didn't have a timer, and the sculpt on the top made it not fit really well anywhere because of the lid bonking things when you opened it. I used that coffee maker until I broke the carafe.

(Weird that they make HK appliances for womenchildren, but not, say, Lego appliances for manchildren. A Hotwheels coffee maker could be great if they took design notes from the Hotwheels PC.)

Target had a line of Hello Kitty small appliances for a while; I think that might have been where I bought mine. Here is a photo I found online, in Bigfoot sighting quality:
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Image search showed me at least sixteen different Hello Kitty coffee makers on the first page, so it's probably something that comes in cycles.
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It's very cute, but I can tell by looking I don't wanna deal with upkeep lmao.
 
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