What is the worst movie you saw?

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There are plenty of DEI shit to choose from in the past decade (Ghostbusters 2016 any0one?) but apart from that I think Home Alone 3 could be one of the worst movies of all time. The first 2 were golden legends we watch every xmas featuring the adventures of little Culkin battling against little Pesci and his oafy buddy. Then this monstrosity comes along. Like what the fuck is even happening, what's the fucking plot, and the "traps" at the end just seem stupid.

Another bad movie is "There's a Zulu on my doorstep" (or stoop, as the niggers call it). It's basically Home Alone but set in the African wild, there's a guy and a nigger who decide to disguise themselves as each other so we have a whiteface and a blackface. Boring plot stuff between these 2 guys happens then at the end we have a set of traps the bad guys fall into, but it's in the wild not in a house. It just seems unsatisfying since the execution of them all all seems to rely on a lot of luck and every single thing going perfectly (which it does in the movie, but it doesn't look like it should). The comedy is weird but apparently it's South African humour so maybe they like it.

There's also some very bad animated Titanic movies you can seek out on Youtube. One has a dog who raps below deck. Yes, someone made a Titanic movie with a rapping dog that has nothing to do with the plot or the ship in any way.
 
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Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny is up there as one of the worst movies I've ever seen and so is Fun In Balloon Land. I've also seen August Underground, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Tumbling Doll of Flesh, Zinda and Cumali Ceber. But the most angry I ever got watching a movie comes from movies that are just clip compilations of disturbing shit people do for real like animal abuse, genital mutilation, snuff and extreme porn. Those are the worst things anyone could ever see. If there's anything worse than a psychedelic trip into balloon land where everything looks distorted and fake or a santa clause telling the story of a bunch of animals wanting to marry a 2 inch tall girl. It's those things.
 
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Epic Movie when I was like 11 I rewatched it a while back just to make sure it was actually that bad and not a fever dream based on too much sugar and poor parental decisions and I can confirm it was indeed that bad.
 
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I think the worst movie I've ever made it all the way through is Horsemen (2009) starring Dennis Quaid. It's so utterly bad but in all the most dour, stupid and gayest ways.

I've watched pieces of worse movies, especially shit like Hallmark movies or rom-coms, but I either bailed on them or just don't remember them.

And then there are objectively shit movies like all the body melt ones or Troma and proto-Teoma, but those at least have some entertainment value, or you can be impressed/intrigued by the cleverness of the effects.

The worst thing about Horsemen is also the worst thing about every Dennis Quaid movie - if it had been Randy it would've been 5 stars.
 
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Troll 2. As opposed to Troll 1, a film that doesn't exist, Trolls, also a bad movie, or Troll Hunter, a movie that while still very silly is slightly entertaining.
 
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I mean I guess it's relative, what I find to be the worst is something that is boring and forgettable and by that logic I have already forgotten it. I guess I got to give it to Boyhood since it's the only unmemorable film I can remember.
 
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