What is the worst thing you have ever eaten? - Share the yuck

[King Metalia]

Anything my high school cooking teacher made. her attempt at a Canadian desert named The Nanaimo Bar was the most inedible. It looked like a turd on a plate and unsurprisingly tasted like what I imagine shit would taste like.

 

[Sugriva]

When I was a kid I ate a tub of my dad's skoal that he left out. threw up everywhere and got incredibly sick. So yeah, probably that.

 

[Colress]

Natto is very high up there, honestly. Bought a specific brand of it from an asian market, not great. Finished it anyways.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

First thing that comes to mind is this time my dad called me over to the kitchen to try some meat he just prepared. I don't remember exactly what it was, but it was something that was supposed to be dry and salty. I could immediately tell from the tone he asked me to try it in that this wasn't him being excited for me to try it or asking if it tasted good enough, but more like "I think I may have fucked this up but I want hear it from someone else". I took one bite and was immediately hit with a salt nuke. It was so fucking salty it was literally painful. It was like rubbing salt on an open wound but inside your mouth. I basically told him as much and he tried another bit himself and sadly agreed and ended up throwing it all away.

Next worst thing I can think of which is in more the "you shouldn't be eating this" category is that I once ate a cat treat. Or at least, I chewed it up and spit it into the garbage. I was curious what it tasted like and also to gross out my mom who was in the kitchen with me. From what I recall, it tasted... kind of like meat? But like, sweet and chemically. Imagine if you ate and artificially bacon-flavored rice crispy treat and it was something like that. To be honest, I'd rather eat another cat treat than take another bite of that salty meat, so let that put into context how badly salty that was.

 

[GilaCutter]

I once bought this box that had onion rings, mozzarella sticks and I think chicken nuggets w/ hot sauce and the instructions were weird because they told you to put the different types in the oven at different times so they'd cook different lengths which honestly seems like a lack of foresight because this shit should be simple to make, but it didn't matter anyway because despite following the instructions to the letter, it all turned out terrible, it clearly needed to stay in the oven for much longer than the instructions told you, the onion rings were the worst because the breading would literally just slide off and leave you with a soggy lukewarm slice of onion, I can't remember what was wrong with the nuggets but I remember the only thing being sort of okay was the mozzarella sticks (mostly because those are kind of hard to fuck up anyway) and I swear the hot sauce only served to conceal the flavor on all of it.

And just to make the whole experience just a little bit more terrible, I watched either Superman IV or Supergirl while eating them, I described the whole experience to a friend who the used the phrase "garbage in every chute" and that's pretty much exactly what it was.

But if I had to pick between eating those, and those Korean Samyang(?) 2x Spicy noodles again, I'd still probably pick the snack box because at least then I could try leaving them in the oven for a little bit longer and hope they'd turn out a little better this time.

 

[Lovely Kin]

As much of a loving soul my great aunt was, her chicken tetrazzini was a crime against nature. It tasted horrible, I don't know if she didn't cook it right or I just didn't like it, probably both but I wound up vomiting that night from how bad it was. She also scarred me from casseroles and meatloaf for a very long time. Still thankful for the love of cooking she gave me, because when she did cook something good, it was pretty fucking awesome.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Some fine cheese.
Was on date with this German gal. She made food. Asked if I want cheese on it. Sure. And what cheese it was indeed.

Now large plateful of vomit was what I politely shoved down my throat.
Fucked then and ghosted the sadist.

 

[AverageSoyAdult]

Some fine cheese.
Was on date with this German gal. She made food. Asked if I want cheese on it. Sure. And what cheese it was indeed.

Now large plateful of vomit was what I politely shoved down my throat.
Fucked then and ghosted the sadist.

Imagine thinking that someone being generous enough to make food for you and asking how'd you like it makes them sadistic, kek! Couldn't be me. Was she hot though?

 

[The Wise Shaman]

When I was kid, my mom accidentally bought a bottle of cucumber-flavored Sprite once for me during a hot summer day. It was terrible.

 

[Book Thief]

I used to work in a kitchen, and one of my coworkers told me the story on how her mother used to eat pickles covered in chocolate syrup when she was pregnant. So as a joke, I decided to try it.

Gag reflex activated instantly. Spat that thing right into a garbage can.

 

[Grundlejungle]

As much of a loving soul my great aunt was, her chicken tetrazzini was a crime against nature. It tasted horrible, I don't know if she didn't cook it right or I just didn't like it, probably both but I wound up vomiting that night from how bad it was. She also scarred me from casseroles and meatloaf for a very long time. Still thankful for the love of cooking she gave me, because when she did cook something good, it was pretty fucking awesome.

I had an older relative that was notorious for how bad her fried Chicken was. It was simultaneously raw and burnt. Even the dogs refuse to eat it.
Thread tax: every time had French "cuisine", it's been a dreadful experience. The only thing that surrender monkeys make that's worthwhile is their baked goods.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

When I was a teenager I took a huge swig from a bottle of Gatorade that I spotted in the fridge, but it turned out that my dad was using it to store vinegar for some reason.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

American food.

USA looks like is illegal cook classes

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

American food.

USA looks like is illegal cook classes

American cuisine is where all the fun fusion shit happens. I appreciate region/country/ethnicity-specific food, but when people start mashing them into each other, really cool shit is often the result.