What is the worst thing you have ever eaten? - Share the yuck

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Roasted chicken liver. The smell lingered for a week
Fried chicken liver is good. Roasted sounds atrocious.
When I was a child, my mother frequently served steamed carrots. No seasoning, no glaze, not good like carrots cooked in a stew or with a roast - just plain bald baby carrots. Oversweet, quite mushy, terrible. They made me (literally and I mean literally) gag at the dinner table, at which point my father would get annoyed and tell me to stop "putting on" (= faking/exaggerating). My pleas for any kind of substitute (except green limas) went unheeded. Can't count how many times I was left sitting alone at the table after dinner, just me and my now-cold disgusting soft carrots, for an hour or more until I had wretched my way through nibbling enough, or their patience had worn thin enough hearing me wretch from the next room, and they released me.
I had a similar experience in childhood, but this was with canned green beans instead of carrots.
Unlike you, the aunt that made them forced me to eat every bite of it on my plate, ignoring my literal gagging. To this day I still refuse to touch green beans.
 
Boiled peanuts. Wife bought a can for giggles after all the boiled peanut stands we saw on our last vacation. It was basically slime with mush at the center.
Boiled peanuts are another one of those things that do not survive the canning process unscathed. Made at home they're sublime - I cheat most times and just use Zatarain's crab boil (the stuff that they sell in huge 4.5# plastic containers) and they still turn out great. Also, don't overcook them - they should still have a nice bite to them, along with a mild peanutty sweetness.
 
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Inspired by its prevalence in the mom/dadslop thread - shit on a shingle. But chipped beef is high sodium and white bread is high sugar and milk is high fat so enjoy a packet of watered down country gravy mix and TVP on low calorie paper thin wheat bread slices burnt to a crisp in the oven because a toaster will take too long. You can't add salt or pepper either, that's an insult to the chef.
 
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When i was a kid i ate a "natural sandwich" from the cafeteria. Those sandwiches wrapped in plastic with carrots, mayo and stuff. I took one bite and it tasted awful, i got angry because i spent all my money on it and threw it on the ground, it fucking bounced. Not a good sign. Went home and started to feel bad, then from bad to worse, started vomiting, shitting green, had to be rushed to the hospital to be stabilized. I remember the nurse rubbing alcohol on my groin to control my temperature.

From that day i became extremely wary of cafeteria food and i won't eat in any place that looks sketchy. After i started working in bars and see the yuck behind the counter in seemingly nice estabilishments my paranoia grew larger. Some places look top notch but are so filthy where the clients won't see: green mold growing on the ice machine etc... Trust me, you have to be really wary of where you eat. If doubt be, cook it yourself and don't end up on a hospital
 
The first time I had risotto I couldn't even swallow it. It didn't taste bad but the texture was so terrible I couldn't even think about swallowing it. It was like vomit.
 
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When i was a kid i ate a "natural sandwich" from the cafeteria. Those sandwiches wrapped in plastic with carrots, mayo and stuff. I took one bite and it tasted awful, i got angry because i spent all my money on it and threw it on the ground, it fucking bounced. Not a good sign. Went home and started to feel bad, then from bad to worse, started vomiting, shitting green, had to be rushed to the hospital to be stabilized. I remember the nurse rubbing alcohol on my groin to control my temperature.

From that day i became extremely wary of cafeteria food and i won't eat in any place that looks sketchy. After i started working in bars and see the yuck behind the counter in seemingly nice estabilishments my paranoia grew larger. Some places look top notch but are so filthy where the clients won't see: green mold growing on the ice machine etc... Trust me, you have to be really wary of where you eat. If doubt be, cook it yourself and don't end up on a hospital
That tracks. My aunt said she'd never eat in any of the restaurants she worked in.

Luckily out of the places I've worked at, only one of them made me feel that way, and I made an effort to try and clean the rat shit off of the pans. I can't imagine how they're doing now that they've moved to a more industrial area.
 
Beets. I spat them out but they still managed to trigger my gag reflex.
 
Whilst it's my fault for being in San Francisco, but I had dinner in Japantown and decided to try fermented tofu.
It's the only thing I've never not finished. The only word I can use to describe it is slimy.
 
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On one of my rare trips to a restaurant I ordered collard greens seasoned with smoked turkey, and for a fraction of a moment they were the best collards I'd ever had. Then the overwhelming amount of salt hit me, full on burning my mouth levels of over seasoned. I was dining with others so I forced myself to swallow it instead of spitting it out. That one bite was probably two whole days worth of sodium.

I was wildly upset, those collards should have been a fucking 10/10 and I was cheated out of it.

Also that time I tried an unripe persimmon just to see if it was as bad as everyone says. Mmmmmmm, chemically bitterness!
 
I don't know why I thought mixing peanut butter with black coffee would make the coffee taste peanut buttery, as if you ate a spoonful of peanut butter then drank coffee afterward.
It didn't. It tastes BAD. It tastes like burnt peanuts that leaves an oily residue in your mouth.
 
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