What is the worst thing you have ever eaten? - Share the yuck

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Beans in molasses

 

[din365]

Any burger or hotdog my oldest brother cooked. He cooked them to the point they were black, and biting into one was like eating a piece of charcoal.

The worst at a restaurant was a pizza i got from the place i worked and it was because the guy who made it was royally fucking them up. Badically skimped hard on all the cheese, sauce and toppings except the onion, so my mouth was basically getting gangbanged by onion and that was all i could taste. The next time he and I were working, he was about to do it again to another customer and i stopped him. I told him what he was doing wrong and he snidely responded "do you want to make it?". I called his bluff and said "yes i will" and made the pizza orders that were up. The sourpuss expression i got from him was priceless, though. He actually thought i didn't know how to make rhe pizzas when the head chef trained all of us months before this incident and was making them when he wasn't on shift. He left shortly after.

Tl;dr had worst pizza ever. Stopped shitty co-worker from making another.

 

[Mix]

Ponderosa.
Jack-in-the-bx 99c tacos and diet pepsi literally is impossible to consume.

 

[Smegward]

a pepper steak. it tasted like they boiled whole pepper corns and dunked them in sewage.

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

Gluten free pasta is an utter abomination and insult to the country of Italy. Containing the pure essence of disappointment and sawdust, which in an intricate dance, transform anything it touches to landfill.

Depends on the pasta variety. Rice pasta? Absolutely. Twenty minutes of cook time to end up with half of it mushy and half still crunchy and tasting like cardboard. Chickpea is weirdly crumbly but the subtle flavor is unnoticeable if you add sauce. Never tried lentil. Rice/quinoa mix is decent but falls apart if you don't cold rinse. Rice/corn mix is where it becomes indistinguishable from regular pasta as someone who was able to eat regular pasta for the first 20 years of my life. It just sticks together if you don't stir it constantly the first 5 minutes of cooking but that's true for any gluten free pasta with rice in it.

 

[Quijibo69]

Bacon gum as a kid. That shit is gross.

 

[OrionBalls]

There was a Chicken Helper that was Honey Mustard flavored, that is now discontinued. I bought it on a lark. Couldn't finish my plate, it was so bad

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

NHS hospital chips (fries). If you would like to recreate them at home, cut the potato into shape, run a hairdryer over it for 10 seconds, then serve.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Durian milkshake from a mom-and-pop Vietnamese place in rural Louisiana - tasted exactly like the burps I get when I have gastroenteritis.
I could only take one sip.

 

[cybertoaster]

A club sandwich at a diner in Georgia, it tasted like cardboard and broth...

 

[3D2A]

By far the nastiest thing I ever ate was a bullion soup cube. My great grandmother was making homemade soup for young me and my cousin. We were watching her prep the ingredients and she pointed at the cube saying that it’s full of flavor but don’t eat it as it needs to go into the pot to make the soup. Me being the chronically retarded person I am, I took one of the cubes when she wasn’t looking and ate that shit. Needless to say I’ll never forget that taste and was immediately puking.

I also ate a lightning bug when I was a kid.

I was a pretty weird kid.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Chicken feet were pretty bad.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Outside of outright rotten shit, probably Balut, from the Philippines,it's a hard boiled egg with a embryo in it. I had it during a "deployment" (I put that in quotes for our other military kiwis, they get it.) to Asian ally territories. Maybe it was just the one I had but it unsettled me a lot.

If it was just the one you had, then it was also just the one I had. I'm more inclined to think it's just fuckin gross.

 

[Vining]

Country Fried Steak from Cracker Barrel when I was a little kid. I remember it not tasting right but I was always told to finish my food. So not long after eating it I threw up all over the parking lot as we were leaving. Haven’t been to a Cracker Barrel since.

I've had the Country Fried Steak from Baker St. Pub. It was just a thin strip of shitty beef fried in the same flavorless batter that they used for their onion rings. And it hurts more that it was 16 dollars.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Worst thing I ever ate was the BK Original Chicken Sandwich since it gave me mild food poisoning.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Waldorf salad. In the midwest it's made with apple slices, raisins, celery chunks, walnuts, and Miracle Whip. It's fucking vile.

When family friends would bring that shit to get-togethers, my mom would make me eat some "just to be polite." I still throw up in my mouth a little just thinking about the taste.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Back in elementary school there was this awful sauce made out of beef hearts, cream and god only knows of what else.

 

[Chongqing]

I recently tried a tripe taco. It was a small tortilla with onion and chopped large intestine.

The texture was like crispy skin, not bad texture. But the taste was something I wasn't ready for.

It strongly tasted exactly the way human poop smells. Like if you had chopped up some pork belly marinated it in poop before rinsing and cooking.

It shook me up for days. I kept having flashbacks of the taste.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Salty licorice with something extra. I can stomach regular licorice and even enjoy chocolate one, but that shit tasted like cough medicine with a table spoon of salt. It was so bad that I gave up on licorice for a very long time after that.

Rice pudding. I bought some by mistaking it for a yogurt. It was thick and overly sweet. And coarse. And was getting everywhere.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Starbucks grilled cheese.