What is your alignment - Let's sperg about some DND here.

Going by the questionnaire, I'm True Neutral, but going by the bread bag chart, I'm Chaotic Neutral.

I would definitely see myself as more chaotic neutral, considering what I get up to in life. There were a lot of questions in the D&D quiz that I straight up would not have answered in any way that resembles the choices given.
 
I always get Chaotic Neutral. I guess that's what comes out if you're kind of Machiavellian, but don't really want to hurt others with it, but just want to make sure you don't get fucked by someone else. At a pinch, a Ruthless Cunt, but only at a pinch.
 
Chaotic neutral is a meme alignment for teenagers.

I am true neutral, because I just want to grill for god's sake.
 
Lawful good,
I guess we really do change bc I always got neutral on these
 
Lawful neutral.

I can see this being quite a common alignment on a forum full of observe-but-don't-touch archivists.
 
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Neutral

A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn’t feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutrality is a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil. After all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she’s not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. The common phrase for neutral is "true neutral." Neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion.

Sounds perfectely reasonable to me. It matches with my lack of personality!
 
Neutral Evil? How can you be neutral and evil? They got the first half right, I think, but I'm not sure how my test resulted in evil.

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn’t have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. The criminal who robs and murders to get what she wants is neutral evil. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. The common phrase for neutral evil is "true evil." Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
 
Chaotic Neutral —pretty spot-on I should say!
A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal.
 
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