What is your alignment - Let's sperg about some DND here.

Lawful evil. I will eat the last piece of cake without batting an eye. I park too close to fat people's vehicles to watch them struggle and I don't always return the shopping cart.
 
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Alignment is the strangest lens through which to view morality. It exists almost purely to make the point "just because you follow the law, doesnt make you good" and vice versa.

And people always end up shitting on the lawful good, as they're either narcisisticly sancimonious or power gamers. But people that fit this strange mold in reality would be humble, likeable and trustworthy.
 
Lemmingwiser said:
Alignment is the strangest lens through which to view morality. It exists almost purely to make the point "just because you follow the law, doesnt make you good" and vice versa.

And people always end up shitting on the lawful good, as they're either narcisisticly sancimonious or power gamers. But people that fit this strange mold in reality would be humble, likeable and trustworthy.
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I like lawful neutral for obnoxiousness because you have all the smarmy bullshit of being a paladin but can just openly be a jerk.
 
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AnOminous said:
I like lawful neutral for obnoxiousness because you have all the smarmy bullshit of being a paladin but can just openly be a jerk.
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Reminds me of a guy I used to know. They always tried to make sure he didn't play a cleric. Whenever he did, and someone needed healing, he'd have a huge smile. "Have I told you about the Lord?"

He wouldn't heal people unless they converted, then if they donated to his church and the demands grew from there.
 
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Neutral Evil with the slight good deed if it makes me feel good.
 
Lemmingwiser said:
Reminds me of a guy I used to know. They always tried to make sure he didn't play a cleric. Whenever he did, and someone needed healing, he'd have a huge smile. "Have I told you about the Lord?"

He wouldn't heal people unless they converted, then if they donated to his church and the demands grew from there.
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My lawful good cleric is such a chaotic bastard in my games. I tried to get the rogue to do good cop/bad cop with me (with my cleric being the bad cop, of course.)

Lawful neutral IRL, "I don't make the rules, I only enforce them."
 
I have slightly aggressive alignment on my daily. -2 camber on rear and -1.5 on front with straight toe and stock caster.

On my drift car I run -4 ish camber in front and around -1 on back. Slight toein in front and toe out on rear. I have an angle kit I'm gonna install that will let me raise the castor
 
D&D alignments are overly prescriptive when it comes to categorizing an actual human being's personality. You can dislike strangers and still be nice to them out of obligation, which tests usually clock as Lawful Evil. You can be nice to your friends and willing to bend rules when it helps them, which comes in as Chaotic Good. A single person can show up on opposite ends of the alignment spectrum depending on who they're thinking about when they take the test.
 
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