What is your ancestry?

[CWCchange]

Maternal: British, Anglo with German and Norwegian roots.
Paternal: Russian, Slav with maybe Turkroach and gypsy admixture I don't want to know about.

 

[Bassomatic]

German all around.
My family was awesome about tracing history on one line I can go back to 900s. My English side... came from Germany went to England, then to the English Colonies and never looked back. My Swiss side left Germany, to go there, then to the colonies. My German side well duh, then came to the US.

Or as my Mexican friend calls me, a kraut nigger.

I probably look English in some ways but deff can guess some Germanic background in me.

 

[UE 558]

Well, you see once upon a time there was Grimace Island, it's true. One day Black People came to the island and were mean to the friendly Grimaces, that's why nobody has seen them since

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Well, you see upon a time there was Grimace Island, it's true. One day Black People came to the island and were mean to the friendly Grimaces, that's why nobody has seen them since

Good ytp

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I'm such an ultra-mutt I sent off my DNA to one of those ancestry places and a month later the cops showed up wanting to know where I am hiding all the bodies. On top of knowing that my dad's side of the family were cockicidal maniacs and sought to impregnate 1 of everything I have next to no info on my mom's side. So far I'm a big fucked up mix of all the Anglo shit, several Native American tribes, Tribal South African ( not even sure when my ancestors went to the cape to rape to but it apparently happened), ethnic Jew is in there too, Slav, and some Meximutt thrown in which explains my love of tequila and tacos.

I am a literal Baskin Robbins of DNA and yet I look vanilla as fuck.

EDIT: grammar/spelling.

 

[Hardinthepaint]

The dark type of shit, we wuz kangz

 

[ricecake]

Still waiting on my 23andme to confirm my Proud Black Heritage. I am like 98% sure my great-grandma fucked a Proud Black Man and passed my grandma off as her white husband's kid. I don't know of any other Irish/Scottish people that look like one of those lady Motown singers. My friends used to ask why my grandma was black.

No one in my family wants to hear it. Especially my husband, "I'm not into black chicks."

The other side of my family is pure Chicago Irish-American trash. Pretty much like the show Shameless.

 

[Microlab]

Disasterously Slav

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

Im from space ayy lmao.

 

[Irrenhaus Inmate]

Bavarian with a tiny bit of Finnish on my dad's side
Italian and Irish on my mom's.

I like eating my pasta while superdrunk, wearing suspenders, and yelling at passers-by.

 

[Black Waltz]

potato nigger/britbong

 

[Florence]

Welsh/American.

Big Boss !

Unlikely.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Irish on my grandmother's side and Russian Jewish on my grandfather's. I was told that there's some Native American somewhere in my family but I haven't asked the details on that one.

 

[Derp Potato]

Most of whiter Europe aka the once good Europe.

Also a healthy bit Neanderthal and some Ashkenazi Jew.

Unless 23andMe is lying.

 

[Slowboat to China]

So white that when I dress up as a vampire I don't even bother painting my damn face. I almost never worry when I'm getting foundation or concealer; just buy the palest fucking shade and go. Never fails.

Ancestry-wise, I'm a blend of potatoes, beer, and vodka. And DNA says there's some throwaway rice in there too, though God knows where it came from.

 

[CWCchange]

Amerimutt of almost all of Europe. Mostly Kraut on one side and British that settled in Oceania on the other.

Well that's not Amerimutt, unless you consider most European groups in Europe "Romamutts."

On the other hand, you can be fully Chinese if you live in Gansu because:

• no one's actually raped their way through Gansu in millennia,
• a person migrating from Shaanxi is most likely from the exact same haplogroup/allele set because that's how the Chinese are.

Ironic, when Gansu is flanked by Mongolians, who of course went on a rapefest through the rest of China.

This obsession with European heritage can only be explained by the lack of culture the US has. Diagnosis: Death to America.

It's the degradation of assimilation policies, mainly because immigrants to First World countries today are incompatible with respective societies. Do DNA tests for some people who have lived in the French countryside since the Middle Ages, and you'll get a comparable result.

 

[Autopsy]

Ironic, when Gansu is flanked by Mongolians, who of course went on a rapefest through the rest of China.

The Shaanxi bordering blob is radically Han Chinese and nearly homogeneous while the Xinjiang side has the Yugur with some Hun heritage and genetic diversity from the old Silkroad route; Mongols did a major sweep through the region in the 1200s but the original residents (non-Yugur ex west Xia) were generally displaced or killed off. Shaanxi has generally similar circumstances, with a few too many generations of regional displacement and eager intergroup childmaking later Han is overwhelmingly dominant there, too.

 

[Forever Train Engineer]

Dutch and Cherokee, but mostly Italian and French, for more specific terms Savoyard.

 

[AF 802]

English and potato nigger. Supposedly a very little Cherokee on my mom's side.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jewish on my grandfather's. I was told that there's some Native American .

Since I never tire of this joke,
I deem thee Chief counting shekels.