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[Nondescript Autist]

The entirety of the clit/tribbing rant after the taint piercing that was in the last GenoSamuel video.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

"Japan and America really wanted to get it on" - Christopher's understanding of 1940s politics

or whenever Chris verbally uses a comma instead of a full stop. Then we get the lovely pause as his brain lags, and he goes, "...and such."

 

[Doctor of Autism]

”And a Christmas present that was supposed to be for the girlfriend that Santa brought, but unfortunately... she didn't show." from his Depressing Christmas Video

This is my current favorite quote because it really shows how delusional and idiotic Chris Chan is.

Still thinking that Santa is real in his 20s, thinking that Santa would bring him a girlfriend for Christmas, and it makes me wonder what the fuck Chris was expecting.

 

[troon patrol]

Chris reminisces and expresses remorse for his actions running Micheal Snyder over:

"Snyder paid the police, told them beat the crap out of them and arrest them! Something like that"

 

[naught]

"Look at his face. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha."

 

[ExtremeZap]

“You think you can hate me, just to get a laugh out of yourself. Think about it.”

 

[Fapcop]

Welp, I got a new favorite Chris quote.

(And it just so happens it’s also a good piece of advice, that current Chris should take to heart!)

From Mailbag #7 when a fan wants to hear Cheis’s opinion about getting a 2D wife:

That, my friend, is False Love, and NO True Love and Compassion will ever come out of that. You have my pity. Go out and find yourself a Real Woman and you'll be able to love her more than some static clone. --ChrisChanSonichu 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Chris reminisces and expresses remorse for his actions running Micheal Snyder over:

"Snyder paid the police, told them beat the crap out of them and arrest them! Something like that"

If only they actually did...

Has Chris ever been in a major fight, or got beaten up before?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

That does Not Matter with the freaking issue! Did I not make it clear that I DO NOT CARE RATHER OR NOT IT IS FREAKING CANNON OR NOT?!

OMG!!! I soo fucking hate that word, Cannon, in the definition of Matching or Related!!! I have Hated it since that definition of the word Confused Me from after its introduction to me while I was drawing my comics years ago! Which led to me losing my inspiration to draw more among other troll and bully abusive reasons!

A recent addition to my favorite chris quotes, because it implies that chris couldn't comprehend the idea of 'canon' and I'd argue he's applying the concept to real life; IE the merge is HIS 'canon' reality. He also says this is the reason he won't do more comics, making his list of excuses for not drawing the comics almost as long as Spoony's list of illnesses. Lastly, it highlights his laziness, as it seems like chris is low-key admitting he doesn't like the idea of continuity, that the story of sonichu was more fun when it was just whatever popped into chris's head and didn't have any plot other than to glorify Chris.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Has Chris ever been in a major fight, or got beaten up before?

Nah. It sounds like no one got physically aggressive with him in school, aside from the near-mythical incident where a bunch of teachers supposedly pinned him down and recorded one of his autistic meltdowns. He may have gotten into a fistfight with a kid in middle school when the kid tried to get off the bus before him, but that story changed every time he told it, so who knows. Every time he's come close to getting into a fight after that, however, he's bitched out. The best example is when he nearly got his shit kicked in at the Game Place because he started yelling at a huge black guy who was kicking his ass in Yugioh. He also ran away from the Fashion Square mall cops and store security on more than one occasion, and once thought Clyde Cash was actually coming to 14BC to beat him up. His response was to literally shit his bed in terror, then hide under a pile of stuffed animals.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

Him singing "The whole world is confusing meeeeee" is pretty high up there

 

[Hogar Grupal]

For my favorite, I'll let the man himself say it:

 

[Jon Conroy]

“	WE NEED TO KILL SEGA INTO RECALLING EVERYTHING NOW!!! EVEN IF WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE PUT KNIVES AND BOMBS TO THEIR TROATS!!!

 

[La Lengua De Mariposas]

“I’m not a pedofork, you dorks!”
-Christian Weston Chandler before marrying a 15 year old hedgehog

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

"Give me liberty or give me death" - Patti Chandler trying to get out of the comics.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

"um, yeah"
"well anyway"

-Chris, being when confronted with reality or given advice.

 

[judge claude frollo]

The one video of him dressed up as a native america and talking about slavery

"We're with you on this one, dudes."

 

[elkinbub]

He may have gotten into a fistfight with a kid in middle school when the kid tried to get off the bus before him, but that story changed every time he told it, so who knows.

Slight correction: It seems pretty well established that Chris was a freshman when that happened. I wouldn't be surprised if the kid he got in a fight with was younger than him, much younger, all over who got to get off the bus first.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

"Would you fuck me, 789chan ? I'd fuck me."

 

[PolarChoco]

”And a Christmas present that was supposed to be for the girlfriend that Santa brought, but unfortunately... she didn't show." from his Depressing Christmas Video

This is my current favorite quote because it really shows how delusional and idiotic Chris Chan is.

Still thinking that Santa is real in his 20s, thinking that Santa would bring him a girlfriend for Christmas, and it makes me wonder what the fuck Chris was expecting.

What if he was refering to Sarah Hammer? iirc she was supposed to spend some time with the Chandlers on Christmas but for some reason she didn't show up. This is Chris we're talking about though, some maybe he really thought Santa would kidnap a poor girl for him.