What is your preferred method of sacrificing Ethan Ralph for the Corn?

[FinnSven]

Gassed by Jews

Gassed by an unthinkable alliance of Jews, white power fascists, black panthers, fundamentalist Muslims, Hindu fanatics, Bible belt puritans, and even totally Peaceful Zen Buddhists who will ask the cosmic forces of the universe to deny Ralph's chakra permission to reincarnate.

This act will bring forth a new era in humanity, with all of these disparate groups seeing if they can put aside their differences for this common good, so why not all common good?

It is just a testament to Ralph's selfishness that he does not suggest this himself!

 

[Snigger]

Pump him full of dish soap so that all the fat in his body dissolves and then poke a hole in him and watch it drain out

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Hide corn seeds in his fat rolls then let them grow and overtake him.

 

[JhonVent]

Hide a speakers in the gunt's crack shaq that go off at random times playing the word "Gunt" and the phrase "Rage Pig" just loud enough to be heard by Ralph and only when he is alone.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Hide a speakers in the gunt's crack shaq that go off at random times playing the word "Gunt" and the phrase "Rage Pig" just loud enough to be heard by Ralph and only when he is alone.

Agreed, but also have the speakers blurt out "Adrianne Blair won".

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

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