What kind of diet should I go through to try and minimize teeth brushing as much as possible?

[Colon capital V]

Tooth brushing is a psyops by the gubbermint to try and introduce fluoride into our bloodstreams and poison us, or something. So what kind of foods should I eat to minimize tooth damage and the need to brush?
Some of it's obvious, avoid sweets and bread that'll cause tooth decay, and I assume it'll mostly just be pure meat and veggies from here on out.

 

[AMERICA]

Avoid highly-acidic foods and drinks. Even coffee, green tea and jasmine tea is quite acidic, if you want to avoid both sugar and acid that leaves water and white tea, which is more basic than most other teas.

 

[Rozzy]

Spoiler: Diet to minimize teeth brushing