What kind of superpowers would you want? - Mask your insecurities with absurd superpowers

[Sprig of Parsley]

I'd settle for basic telepathy.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

No brainer for me:

Mind reading.


The ability to read anyone's past and current mindset at my leisure would not only be the most overpowered, yet entirely conspicuous power, but would benefit almost everyone I ever came across, so long as you use it morally.


But then again, absolute power and all that.... I don't know if anyone would stay moral with it for long. One downside.

I want immortality with eternal youth attached, so I can just sort of roam around and do whatever the fuck i want and observe stuff without worrying about getting shot.

No you wouldn't. You'll wish you were dead when you're all alone in an eternal void.

 

[Slimy Time]

Personal dimension/home, Water, food, a functioning house...that's all auto generated and maintained. I can finally become the eternal neet.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

The ability to know the true answer/solution to any question/problem and have the information necessary to demonstrate it, or if a question like a paradox has no answer then I would know that it doesn't have an answer and know why.
Ideally I would use this power to cure cancer, reverse global warming, solve any unsolved problems in mathematics, and so on, but in practice I would get bored 20 pages into my proof for a Millennium Prize puzzle and just use my power to win internet arguments.

 

[Rick Pratt]

I like lucid dreaming and a lot of my role models are dead like David Bowie, Heath Ledger and Freddie Mercury
so I'd say Psychic abilities and necromancy would be my power,that and time travel

 

[Hikikomori-Yume]

Telekinesis

 

[Crichax]

I would want to turn into any fictional girl (and get their powers in the process, as well as being able to turn back) to fulfill my TF/TG fag fantasies.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

Mind control is pretty much the only right answer. It gives you the best possible life

Just start mind controlling people like Bill Gates to start transferring you millons of dollars. Not to mention mind control sex with Scarlett Johansson and several porn stars, your cute neighbor etc.