What languages can you speak?

English

Some Japanese (want to learn kansai dialect because lol jap hicks)

Learning korean for gf but can't help but chuckle how words be sounding.

Spanish if I'm drunk enough
 
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English and Japanese but the kind of Japanese you pick up in Yakuza that makes me want to say "arigato gozaimasu" to the walmart greeter on my way out and never actually complete and understand a full sentence
 
Native in English, currently learning Scottish Gaelic and can speak well enough to have a very stilted conversation about the weather. I've tried to learn others but I never put in the time to improve my skills, Gaeilc has been fun albeit challenging to learn and I do try and practice every day.
 
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English at max level + German, French, Jap, Russ, Icelandic and Swedish like a stupid child (but I can read them like a stupid adult) + a hundred random Hmong words I don't need because that's not the kind of Vietnamese whores I like.
 
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also I guess you could say I can speak every Slavic language since they all share a lot of very very similar words.
Это легко проверить. Озвучь этот текст. Всю строку:

"Кадырбай абдай мир по пизде не гоняй войны не бывай"

Okay, on more serious note:
- Russian (native language, duh)
- English (ki-i-i-i-i-inda. Still need a lot of work on talk side of things)
 
I speak English and enough Spanish to communicate on a basic level and know when people are talking shit and to talk shit back.
 
I come from a biracial household (bongfat), so I speak English AND American, both natively.

I also speak Autism (natively), and know enough Spanish to understand when I'm being insulted by my wife's family. I took French and Japanese in school, but my retention is rudimentary at best.

UNLESS you give me access to Google Translate, in which case yeah fuck it, I can speak 109 languages and counting, honest.
 
English
Dutch/Flemish/German
French/Spanish/Italian
Portuguese/Brazilian with some help of my people
Japanese
Old Greek/Latin
Arabic with some help of my friends

Working currently on Polish/Czech/Slovenian
Also working on Ukrainian/Russian

Know some Chinese
Know some Malay

Strangely can understand Indonesian people almost perfectly

Familiar with EU immigrant speak if they are from
Turkey
Morocco
Tunisia
Palestine
Egypt
Ghana
South-Africa
Kenya
Somalia
Pakistan
India
And more

Tell me. Where am I from?
 
English
Dutch/Flemish/German
French/Spanish/Italian
Portuguese/Brazilian with some help of my people
Japanese
Old Greek/Latin
Arabic with some help of my friends

Working currently on Polish/Czech/Slovenian
Also working on Ukrainian/Russian

Know some Chinese
Know some Malay

Strangely can understand Indonesian people almost perfectly

Familiar with EU immigrant speak if they are from
Turkey
Morocco
Tunisia
Palestine
Egypt
Ghana
South-Africa
Kenya
Somalia
Pakistan
India
And more

Tell me. Where am I from?
Singapore I'd wager.
 
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