What languages can you speak?

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I speak all of them, want to see?

American English: Gotta grab mah colored shotgun and shit.
Normal English: Mate, I'm going to get my coloured pistol.
French: Hon hon baguette poisson hon hon.
German: GUTEN TAG, HEIL HITLER!
Italian: Pasta pizza spaghetti mama mia.
Spanish: Taco burrito, burrito taco.
Japanese: Konnichiwa baka desu kawaii.
Chinese: Ching chang chong ting tang tong ling lang long ping-pong pang.
African: Ooga booga.
Russian: CYKA BLYAT!
Greece: △□Ox

Were you mesmerised by my literacy in so many languages?
 
English
German
Dutch and Friesian (default if you know English and German)
Some Lithuanian, Latvian, Spanish, French.
I can read Cyrillic, but I don't really know Russian.
 
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I can speak four other languages, which are Spanish, Chinese, Polish, and Jewish. I can only say Hello in them, but I know a word so that means I can say I know the language, right?
 
the only two languages that matter, american english and br*t*sh english (just substitute a few words/phrases and you're good to go). one matters way more than the other obviously
 
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Go ahead then... I got time!
1. Albanian: Penisi
2. Amharic: Biliti
3. Arabic: Qadib
4. Assamese: Lingg
5. Bangla: Liṅga
6. Basque: Zakila
7. Belarusian: Pienis
8. Burmese: Liitan
9. Cebuano: Kinatawo
10. Chinese: Yīngjīng
11. Corcisan: Pene
12. French: Bite(slang term)
13. Swedish: Snopp
14. Japanese: Chinchin
15. Divehi: jinsee gunavaneve
16. Dogri: Ling
17. Esperanto: Peniso(part of a balanced breakfast)
18. Estonian: Peenis
19. Ewe: Ŋutsu ƒe vidzinu
20. Filipino: Titi
21. Galician: Pene
22. Ganda: Obusajja
23. Greek: Péos
24. Guarani: Pene rehegua
25. Gujarati: Śiśna
26. Huasa: Azzakari
27. Hindi: Ling
28. Hmong: Noov
29. Hungarian: Hímvessző
30. Icelandic: typpið
31. Igbo: Amụ
32. Ilko: Penis ti arikepkep
33. Irish: Bod
34. Italian: Pene(pasta)
35. Kannada: Śiśna
36. Kazakh: Penïs
37. Khemer: Ling
38. Kinyarwanda: Imboro
39. Korean: eumgyeong
40. Krio: Penis we de na di bɔdi
41. Kurdish: Kîr
42. Lao: auaainyauaa phed
43. Latvian: Dzimumloceklis
44. Lingala: Libolo
45. Lithuanian: Varpos
46. Macedonian: Penisot
47. Maithili: Ling
48. Malagasy: filahiana
49. Malay: Zakar
50. Malayalam: Limgam
51. Maori: Te ure
52. Mongolian: Beleg erkhten
53. Scottish Gaelic: Paenn
54. Punjabi: Liga
55. Somalian: Guska
56. Thai: Xngkhchāt
57. Sudanese: Sirit
58. Russian: Xuj
59. Spanish: Pene
60. Swahili: Uume
61. Zulu: Umthondo
62. Turkmen: Zenan
63. Tongan: Museke, Tiki
64. Fijian: Boci
65. Bislama: Kok
66. Uzbek: jinsiy olatni
67. Klingon: InSep
68. Elvish: Gwîb
69. English: Penis
 
1. Albanian: Penisi
2. Amharic: Biliti
3. Arabic: Qadib
4. Assamese: Lingg
5. Bangla: Liṅga
6. Basque: Zakila
7. Belarusian: Pienis
8. Burmese: Liitan
9. Cebuano: Kinatawo
10. Chinese: Yīngjīng
11. Corcisan: Pene
12. French: Bite(slang term)
13. Swedish: Snopp
14. Japanese: Chinchin
15. Divehi: jinsee gunavaneve
16. Dogri: Ling
17. Esperanto: Peniso(part of a balanced breakfast)
18. Estonian: Peenis
19. Ewe: Ŋutsu ƒe vidzinu
20. Filipino: Titi
21. Galician: Pene
22. Ganda: Obusajja
23. Greek: Péos
24. Guarani: Pene rehegua
25. Gujarati: Śiśna
26. Huasa: Azzakari
27. Hindi: Ling
28. Hmong: Noov
29. Hungarian: Hímvessző
30. Icelandic: typpið
31. Igbo: Amụ
32. Ilko: Penis ti arikepkep
33. Irish: Bod
34. Italian: Pene(pasta)
35. Kannada: Śiśna
36. Kazakh: Penïs
37. Khemer: Ling
38. Kinyarwanda: Imboro
39. Korean: eumgyeong
40. Krio: Penis we de na di bɔdi
41. Kurdish: Kîr
42. Lao: auaainyauaa phed
43. Latvian: Dzimumloceklis
44. Lingala: Libolo
45. Lithuanian: Varpos
46. Macedonian: Penisot
47. Maithili: Ling
48. Malagasy: filahiana
49. Malay: Zakar
50. Malayalam: Limgam
51. Maori: Te ure
52. Mongolian: Beleg erkhten
53. Scottish Gaelic: Paenn
54. Punjabi: Liga
55. Somalian: Guska
56. Thai: Xngkhchāt
57. Sudanese: Sirit
58. Russian: Xuj
59. Spanish: Pene
60. Swahili: Uume
61. Zulu: Umthondo
62. Turkmen: Zenan
63. Tongan: Museke, Tiki
64. Fijian: Boci
65. Bislama: Kok
66. Uzbek: jinsiy olatni
67. Klingon: InSep
68. Elvish: Gwîb
69. English: Penis
Impressive, I am even gonna believe you did not look ANY of those up just now, and I`ll even give you a freebe: In german it`s either also Penis, or Schwanz... do with that info what you will! lol
 
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