What makes Chris truly upset?

[BigBoss]

This thread is not meant to A-Log Chris, nor is it for trolling plans.

What, in your opinion, gets under Chris's skin? What hurts his pride enough to make him upset and make a video or a Facebook post? What makes him get out of his passive rut and yell about his ?

The obvious answers such as "impersonating him," " " and the likes are excluded.

 

[cypocryphy]

Not getting his way, mostly. He's a big toddler.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Not getting what he feels he's reasonably entitled to, something which is at the core of (nearly) every major saga.

 

[Marvin]

People fucking up things that he spergs about (The MLP stuff, Sega mascot thing, etc) and periodic "woe is me" sessions on his part.

 

[trip2themoon]

This might be too obvious but not getting his own way seems to really bug him. Like: boo hoo I had to care give today to the woman who has let me live in her house for 31 years and tearing me away from my Vidya has caused me stress.

This one seems to really annoy him: Being told he is wrong.

 

[BigBoss]

Not getting his way, mostly. He's a big toddler.

Not getting what he feels he's reasonably entitled to, something which is at the core of (nearly) every major saga.

This might be too obvious but not getting his own way seems to really bug him.

Well shit. There we have it.

 

[Hyperion]

I don't think anything really upsets him for very long, save for the homoerotic day dreams he claims to have.

 

[cubesandcubes]

Chris seems to dislike change. An example is his Facebook post about that fake article about Sega abandoning Sonic as its mascot.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

The list can go on and on
Not having a sweetheart
The birth of his prodigal child Crystal Weston Chandler not happening
His love quest tanking faster than an Irish chick at a bar
Sonichu not becoming a widely acclaimed beloved character and game
Not winning any sweepstakes he enters
JULAY not being a real woman
The Jerkops
And black people

 

[DrChristianTroy]

His crippling loneliness. That and making Sonic gay and other similar stupid shit.

 

[BillRiley]

At the most fundamental level, threatening anything that Chris intensely identifies with upsets him. In this way he's not that much different than anyone else. Lots of people invest large parts of themselves in sports teams, kinds of music, political ideologies, etc. It's the fact that Chris invests himself in such weird, obscure things that makes him interesting. That, and the fact that he has a rather shaky sense of self to begin with, makes him more vulnerable than the average person.

So, yeah, digging at cwcville, sonichu, mlp, axe body spray products, anything that Chris has invested himself in seems to provoke a hostile response.

 

[cubesandcubes]

The list can go on and on
Not having a sweetheart
The birth of his prodigal child Crystal Weston Chandler not happening
His love quest tanking faster than an Irish chick at a bar
Sonichu not becoming a widely acclaimed beloved character and game
Not winning any sweepstakes he enters
JULAY not being a real woman
The Jerkops
And black people

Prodigal Child?

Did you mean prophesied child?

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Being called a DIRTY DANG HOMO, when he's STRAIGHT.

 

[fridgesrants]

The list can go on and on
Not having a sweetheart
The birth of his prodigal child Crystal Weston Chandler not happening
His love quest tanking faster than an Irish chick at a bar
Sonichu not becoming a widely acclaimed beloved character and game
Not winning any sweepstakes he enters
JULAY not being a real woman
The Jerkops
And black people

To be fair though he has not invested any time in Sonichu since 2010. If really cared about Sonichu he would have continued the comic and promoted it more online. Why would anybody care about a comic that he has not updated in three years. Chris is just too lazy to even create content for Sonichu.

 

[QueenMegan]

Not getting what he wants. He thinks he's entitled to whatever he wants.

It's not his fault he doesn't get a girlfriend, it's because of the infinitely-high boyfriend factor. He now hates every man on Earth. Someone else won a contest? He'll imagine shooting him in the face over and over.

Also,

 

[random_pickle]

Looking back on his reaction to slanderous parodies, I think Chris might have a control complex. He NEEDS to have some sort of control over something. This would explain his becoming mayor of CWCville and his hatred for non-canon artwork. I think the moon-pals incident made this pretty clear. Chris felt like he was loosing control over his comic when the comic stated that some of the characters were on the moon, not something that he had decision over.

 

[MysticMisty]

Pickles and dicks. They're almost one and the same for him. It wouldn't be so bad about him disliking pickles since a lot of people do if it didn't make him flip out. Sonichu freaking out about pickles right before Rosechu gets kidnapped is likely exactly how Chris reacts when his burgers have pickles. Rather then pick them off if it didn't bother him that much, or calmly explain to an employee the order was wrong and perhaps get a new one, I can see him screaming and shouting if he gets a pickle slice on his food. Ditto for when Rosechu gets a pickle (symbolic!) tossed into her face. Chris would likely tardrage if somebody did that to him, although effectively murdering the offender would be beyond his ability (especially since the second they'd get aggressive Chris would back off).

And then we have dicks. It's hard to imagine somebody freaking out about one of their own (relatively) healthy body parts, but Chris manages to do just that. So you're so homophobic that just the idea of other men's dicks freak you out. That's relatively understandable I suppose. Just don't take figure drawing classes and avoid changing in the gym. Problem solved. But not wanted to look at (maybe even touch to an extent) your own dick? What the flying fuck? I can't wrap me head around it, I just can't. And Chris doesn't want anything to really do with his own dick, or hell, even Sonichu's. He made his own Rule 34 and anatomy drawings (ew) but he never really showed even Sonichu's dick.

 

[Marvin]

And then we have dicks. It's hard to imagine somebody freaking out about one of their own (relatively) healthy body parts, but Chris manages to do just that. So you're so homophobic that just the idea of other men's dicks freak you out. That's relatively understandable I suppose. Just don't take figure drawing classes and avoid changing in the gym. Problem solved. But not wanted to look at (maybe even touch to an extent) your own dick? What the flying fuck? I can't wrap me head around it, I just can't. And Chris doesn't want anything to really do with his own dick, or hell, even Sonichu's. He made his own Rule 34 and anatomy drawings (ew) but he never really showed even Sonichu's dick.

I think you're overestimating Chris' aversion to his own dick. And Sonichu's dick falls into the category of other men's dicks.

 

[snowkitten91]

Not being the center of attention other than that of the ]P .

 

[MysticMisty]

And then we have dicks. It's hard to imagine somebody freaking out about one of their own (relatively) healthy body parts, but Chris manages to do just that. So you're so homophobic that just the idea of other men's dicks freak you out. That's relatively understandable I suppose. Just don't take figure drawing classes and avoid changing in the gym. Problem solved. But not wanted to look at (maybe even touch to an extent) your own dick? What the flying fuck? I can't wrap me head around it, I just can't. And Chris doesn't want anything to really do with his own dick, or hell, even Sonichu's. He made his own Rule 34 and anatomy drawings (ew) but he never really showed even Sonichu's dick.

I think you're overestimating Chris' aversion to his own dick. And Sonichu's dick falls into the category of other men's dicks.

Probably, but they still freak him out in general, since he honestly believes that looking at dicks will make him gay.