Containment What SHOULD Chris's fate be? - Gay CWC fanfic edition

[Yksi_Toveri]

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris was deemed unfit to stand trial and put in an institution.

Unlikely. Criminal Insanity is different than Chris Insanity. Criminal Insanity means they could not understand what they did was wrong (and very hard to prove) whereas Chris knew what he was doing was illegal and hid facts to cover up his crimes. Whatever time he does in prison will likely be minimum sentencing due to his diminished mental faculties, but he will be punished. The judge could order upon Chris's release that he live in a group home/halfway house until deemed no longer a threat to society (at least where I live, not sure if that's the same in VA, so I am assuming here), and can maintain steady employment and housing. In Chris's case this means the halfway house until he dies.

 

[Aegeus]

maintain steady employment

Expecting Chris to be able to get a job is like expecting an infant to be able to lift an 18 wheeler over their head with one arm. Of course, Chris isn't too dumb to do something like clean toilets. Still, he is especially mind-bogglingly lazy, so very unjustifiably egotistical, and just an overall completely irremediable utter asshole.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

At least the other hobos won't steal his food because he bought legos instead.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Chris has to stab his own eyes with gold pins and blind himself.

Thats pretty classy, add watching Barb getting fucked at the same time and he's basically Guts

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Chris Chan should be sent to prison, where he will be raped by a pack of niggos.

 

[Ophelia]

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris was deemed unfit to stand trial and put in an institution.

Prisons are full of people dumber than Chris. They’re definitely full of people who are crazier.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Expecting Chris to be able to get a job is like expecting an infant to be able to lift an 18 wheeler over their head with one arm. Of course, Chris isn't too dumb to do something like clean toilets. Still, he is especially mind-bogglingly lazy, so very unjustifiably egotistical, and just an overall completely irremediable utter asshole.

Parole Officer: How's the new job Chris?
Chris: I was fired.
PO: Why?
Chris: They wouldn't let me draw on the job!
PO: Well, your job was to watch the one gauge at the nuclear power plant and make sure the needle didn't go into the red.
Chris: I can do both at the same time!
PO: You'll need to find a new job.
Chris: I'M WORKING ON IT!

 

[Aleph Denton]

HOBO SAGA LET'S GOOOO

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I have divine powers in this hypothetical? My cruelty wouldn't settle for something as pedestrian as prison. I'd ship him over to his cartoon universe and let him find out that nobody there can stand him.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Placed into a zoo where his handlers provide him with various conflicting emotional stimuli, with cameras on him all the while.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Mental Institution in 24 hour isolation rooms where they play with his medications/make him happy with fatty foods or Group Home with a permanent tard wrangler (Again these are very optimistic)

 

[omori]

Set him free into the rural Virginia wilderness where he can gain enough mysterious notoriety to become their next local cryptid.

Bigfoot hunters and the like can call out to him by bellowing

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

People writing about Chris' plight in an overwhelming sympathetic tone to bait radical left LGBT minorities (like the really fucked up LGBT minorities in LGBT) to pick up on his story and build him up to be a symbol and figure of the plight of trans people which later gets picked up by CNN and other shilling radical left groups to be the personification of transgender victim
which baits a change.org petition and whatnot to free Chris and get dumbfuck radically hard left groups to rally for him to be released and eventually start a culture war that would normalize the polarizing political opinions

and eventually lead people to start taking a stand to put an end to extreme hard left groups in social media/news/hollywood and etc. to forever have their opinions discredited because they were rallying to free and support a 40+year old autistic "transgender" who raped his 80yr old mother.


and thus completing Chris' character arc to be the centre of all attention
aswell as putting an end to all the madness,
and inexplicably, loosely merge both sides to agree some people should never have a platform to stand on.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Placed into a zoo where his handlers provide him with various conflicting emotional stimuli, with cameras on him all the while.

I want to see Chris get ripped apart in the chimp exhibit.

 

[DownSouthBoi]

People writing about Chris' plight in an overwhelming sympathetic tone to bait radical left LGBT minorities (like the really fucked up LGBT minorities in LGBT) to pick up on his story and build him up to be a symbol and figure of the plight of trans people which later gets picked up by CNN and other shilling radical left groups to be the personification of transgender victim
which baits a change.org petition and whatnot to free Chris and get dumbfuck radically hard left groups to rally for him to be released and eventually start a culture war that would normalize the polarizing political opinions

and eventually lead people to start taking a stand to put an end to extreme hard left groups in social media/news/hollywood and etc. to forever have their opinions discredited because they were rallying to free and support a 40+year old autistic "transgender" who raped his 80yr old mother.


and thus completing Chris' character arc to be the centre of all attention
aswell as putting an end to all the madness,
and inexplicably, loosely merge both sides to agree some people should never have a platform to stand on.

Not gonna lie, seeing the cringe that is groom Chris Chan helped turn me hard right.

 

[RollerGator]

30 years in the iso cubes!

 

[Glowie]

His lawyers will try insanity plea, thanks to evidence Chris brings to court and chimp out in front of a Jury, padded cell will be his next destination Null's next letter will be written with Crayons or some ween who tracks the underfunded Psych ward that will be his home for rest of his life sends letters to Jesus reincarnated.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Expecting Chris to be able to get a job is like expecting an infant to be able to lift an 18 wheeler over their head with one arm. Of course, Chris isn't too dumb to do something like clean toilets. Still, he is especially mind-bogglingly lazy, so very unjustifiably egotistical, and just an overall completely irremediable utter asshole.

Chris is capable of being a very hard worker if he is receiving immediate positive stimulus while he is doing it. If you could inject electrodes into his brain to his reward centers, you could skinner box him into cleaning toilets (or whatever task his limited intellect is capable of doing) by stimulating the reward centers every time he successfully cleans a toilet. Maybe a tiny tingle while he is performing the cleaning followed by a burst upon completion.

Honestly most people work this way, but some people are able to envision the future and endure discomfort or forego rewards because they know their actions will bring about positive rewards in the future. Like a small child, Chris is incapable of this. That doesn't mean he can't be useful, just that he has to be tard wrangled in order to be useful. The problem is that a human tard wrangler's time is probably more valuable monetarily than any useful output Chris can perform.

Still, imagine if two people shared a janitor's pay. One person sits in front of a computer to press the buttons to control Chris' pleasure centers, while Chris himself scrubs the toilets to get his fix.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I think a hobo saga post-prison with the additional salt-in-the-wounds of being both a registered sex offender and having a completely FUBAR credit score w/ outstanding debt is karmic justice enough- in a sense. Many people (especially Europeans- where they give people 10 years in a comfy prison for shit like murder and cannibalism) would consider that possibly even crueler than the death penalty or just solitary lockup for life.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Leviticus 20

(literally die in a fire)