What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

[Dax Rambo]

I get super annoyed when she vague posts, ghosts us, then gets mad people DARE speculate on her problems or whereabouts.

 

[kakusei]

when she moans while eating and pretends it's out of enjoyment and not a symptom of her sick food addiction.

 

[King Fructose]

I get super annoyed when she vague posts, ghosts us, then gets mad people DARE speculate on her problems or whereabouts.

Especially when some unfortunate idiots pay her a monthly subscription for "regular" "live streams"

 

[Baby Cakes]

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Not directly caused by Amber, but the way that her supporters just channel the idea that we must all be sad weirdos who are unhappy with their lives so we punch up to make ourselves feel better.

Not only is it predictable, it's lazy and false. We might be sad weirdos but we are definitely punching down and not up.

 

[Probably your mom]

the way she gaslights Becky

 

[Queequeg]

What grates my nerves is the obviously mimicked hand and body movements she's picked up from YouTubers who are far more genuine and successful than her. Like how she emphasizes things when she's talking by flapping her toddler-sized arms around and making faces. It's the same thing for the sayings she uses repeatedly "I love that for you/her/them" "point blank period". She's curated her online persona from other people but she's fucking lazy and it sucks a pile of dicks.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

gotta be that giant cheese wheel of a face

 

[numberonegirl]

Her ability to somehow find a new way to annihilate the English language with every stream

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

That hideous guttural gagging sound she makes when she doesnt agree with something

 

[Tranimal Farm]

Her inability to just acknowledge and accept the Amberlynn Cycle is real. Doesn't matter whether it's the diet cycle or the relationship cycle, both are so solidly established we can all basically set our fucking watches by them.

 

[judge claude frollo]

"But it's whatever. I dont know. It's whatever. I dont know."

"Love that for you/us/them"

The justifaction of her food addiction ("We need food to LIVE! )

Her giant fleshy arm-like floaties

Her skyrim neckseam

Her big fucking attitude.

"TEAAAA!!!!!"

"Are we doing this right now???" <--while completely obviously enjoying it.

"I AM LEAVING THIS PLANET"

I also hate how she says Lah but then says lie normally in the same sentence.

 

[dfranki723]

You can add ''IT IS WHAT IT IS'' to that list.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I don't mean to be controversial or hurtful, but I feel that she could be considered overweight.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The way she says the word "chocolate". She somehow manages to pronounce it like "chuh-hoc-lit" or something, and for all of her butchery of the English language this seems to irritate me the most. Probably because considering how much of it she consumes, I'd expect her to at least be able to say it.

 

[judge claude frollo]

Probably because considering how much of it she consumes, I'd expect her to at least be able to say it.

man, you violently reminded me of how she pronounces Reese's Cups

REESIES

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

man, you violently reminded me of how she pronounces Reese's Cups

REESIES

That time she called that hot sauce Chu-loo-loo instead of Cholula.

 

[peach tea]

man, you violently reminded me of how she pronounces Reese's Cups

REESIES

I hate when anyone does this in general. I’ve lived in multiple regions of the US and it seems to be a southern thing. It makes sense with an actual southern accent, but it’s just some annoying thing Amber picked up from being in Kentucky and it doesn’t make sense when she says it. It’s definitely not the only one she’s picked up on.

She doesn’t hate a southern accent as much as she says she does. I think she wants one but she knows she can’t actually get the hang of it so she just peppers in annoying ass words from time to time like “rot” instead of “right”. Further proof that her mouth is incapable of making the shapes that one with a natural southern accent can.

It also doesn’t help that the “southern” people she’s been around have been in Kentucky. Kentucky isn’t the south. They want to be, really bad, but they’re not. The accent people use there is often as fake as Amber’s. Kentucky is in a weird place where it wants to be Appalachian and it also wants to be classic southern but it’s really just South Indiana. They’ll accept it someday, probably around the time Amber accepts that nothing she appropriates will ever make her more interesting or likeable.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I know it's been said a million times before but Amber's obnoxious cackling is just so grating. Nothing sounds more disingenuous and forced than when she bellows out a loud squealing cackle in a room of people she is trying to impress and/or exert control over. A close second is her forced wheeeeeze laugh. I swear I can smell her nasty FAT rot breath through my computer screen every time she does that.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I have really grown to dislike our gorl’s newest favorite catchphrase, hootenberries.