What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

[Agoodpotroast]

Her half-ass attempts to seem like she's actually interested when Becky is talking. She'll nod her head and 'mhm' occasionally but she's always looking in a different direction or looking at the view finder or messing with her phone or cutting her off with a fake laugh or stupid exclamation. It's just rude, I'm glad Becky finally did the dip.

 

[Observing Order]

The one thing I hate the most about Amberlynn is how she continues to invade my mentals, and I just can't seem to escape her gravitational pull.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I have really grown to dislike our gorl’s newest favorite catchphrase, hootenberries.

She seems to have thought it up herself too, as almost every Google result for the word is Amber related. Even Google Trends suggests it hasn't been searched enough to even exist.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I know it's been said a million times before but Amber's obnoxious cackling is just so grating. Nothing sounds more disingenuous and forced than when she bellows out a loud squealing cackle in a room of people she is trying to impress and/or exert control over. A close second is her forced wheeeeeze laugh. I swear I can smell her nasty FAT rot breath through my computer screen every time she does that.

Thenuke and a couple of other people have mentioned in her lives that the wheezy laugh she does is annoying - more specifically, that it is "annoying, not quirky, and not cute". She said that's the way she laughs (no it isn't, she much prefers the cackle by far) and made Becky agree with her. That's before Becky snapped and made the ass-wiping comment, though.

She seems to have thought it up herself too, as almost every Google result for the word is Amber related. Even Google Trends suggests it hasn't been searched enough to even exist.

She didn't "think" about it. She tried to say hootenanny and as usual with words over one or two syllables, fucked it up.

 

[Lurkypoo]

She should really start writing down the lies. She says the other week that she is going to move herself into Becky's room - the one whwere all Becky's posters are and I assume the smaller bed. Oh but she wants her bed in there. Then someone asks her last night if she's taking Becky's posters down when she moves rooms. and gives us the "wwhhhhhaaaauuuuuut?"
She is just such a bad storyteller. At least try to keep the plot you're trying to put before us.

 

[numberonegirl]

I don't mean to be controversial or hurtful, but I feel that she could be considered overweight.

What makes you say that?

 

[Bookish]

It might be the incredulous tone she uses to make it seem like something she's 100% done on camera is absolutely absurd, and anyone who believes or suggests it is an idiot for thinking it's possible. She took this tone when responding to a question about fitting in an Uber, like the asker was a moron to think she could be so humungous that she couldn't fit in any vehicle that she wanted to. Except she used being too swollen to fit in their vehicle as an excuse for missing different appointments before. She also uses this tone when asked if she's sitting on a mattress on the floor, as if sitting on a mattress on the floor was the wackiest thing she'd heard in her life, as if she doesn't have a documented history, with video proof, of her having a mattress on the living room floor of their previous home. It was a very conspicuous mattress, obviously. She feels like she can just say something didn't happen, and it didn't happen. It doesn't matter if everyone saw it happen.

 

[Xenomorph]

The fact that she thinks being a lezbo is even something shocking anymore.
Hoe this is 2021, you need to come correct with way more than this for attention, also you are a dead fuck anyway.

The fact she giggles and squeals like a scared pig when she meets someone new, she acts like everything they said is so funny and it's all an act.

Her crooked ass jaw and ball chin.
Her huge dome and ugly ass face she has a "that kid" face you wanna slap.

Her ignorance and ego centric attitude and acts like she is so cultured and cosmopolitan when she isnt at all.

And her stupid fucking shit bun.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm infuriated and delighted by the fact that Amber can look down on someone who cleans her butt with baby wipes while she lies there reaching toward the ceiling with her toddler arms.

 

[scootiepuff]

Her sarcastic dismissive "love that" after Becky says basically anything.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I will just leave this here

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I will just leave this here




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Wasn't it the artist Lizzo who sang;

I do my hair flip
Kiss my teeth
Baby how you feelin'?
Super-morbidly-obese

 

[AmbiTron]

What triggers me most about Amber is her seeming lack of shame for being a 600 pound lardbeast. Also the fact that her face is so incredibly fat it sticks out like cheek bones. Shit looks freakish.

 

[Heavy Duty Boots]

It's not a trigger, but a cause of constant annoyance:
The fact that she pretends to be a little dainty girl with her shit in order
Just accept your reality and be a disgusting braphog on camera like Chinny, it would be way more entertaining

 

[King Fructose]

“Love that”/“love that for you”

every 30 seconds

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Her sarcastic dismissive "love that" after Becky says basically anything.

“Love that”/“love that for you”

every 30 seconds

Wait. Are you two saying you do not, in fact, love that when she says love that to announce that she might love that, but probably does not love that, not really, whatever the subject may be, and is indicating her love for that, merely in a sarcastic way, and so her love of that is simply a reflexive action of the phrase "love that" as a way of dismissing the "love that" currently under discussion?

I can't see how that's possible.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"Love that for you/me" is the Amber equivalent of just nodding and making "uh huh" sounds when you're not really listening to someone talk; and it has the added benefit of making her looking like a QuIrKy tik-tok zoomer (in her own mind) as that's the kind of things she thinks the young 'uns are saying these days. (See also: liveeeeeeeen, situation type deal, x moment, etc)

 

[toiling in obscurity]

How awful and disrespectful she has been towards Becky in the most recent livestreams that she was in, her shaking her head no so hard I thought it would pop off and go rolling across the floor when Becky was explaining that when she’s upset she needs to be alone. I also feel like the phrases “I’m dead” and “shook/shooketh” (as well as all of the other stupid wannabe shit she says) are embarrassing and outdated and you can tell she thinks she’s being with it and trendy when she says them. I am one who thinks that she possibly is a “lesbian” out of convenience, and she’s seen gay guys being fun and fresh and trendy so she just adopted their mannerisms since she’s sooooo gayyyyy and bam there’s her personality (hollow shell)

 

[Vomiting Inbred]

The way she sigh in every livestreams. It really gets on my nerves. That combined with her narcissistic attitude towards her audience...I just can't. I've never managed to get through one of her livestreams, doesn't help that they are boring AF.

 

[Clown Baby]

When she doesn't want to answer a question and she pretends not to understand what the person is asking her. "Like WUUUUUUUT? I'm so confused..."