What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

[Kelly Bundy]

The fact that she touches and fondles EVERYTHING.

Spoiler: She's an overgrown toddler.

We can safely assume she never washes the greasy sausages she calls hands...

That seriously triggers the shit out of me. Good hygiene isn't high on AL's hierarchy list of priorities and the fact that she always goes shopping while being sick makes me wanna sanitize everything I buy. I've never seen anyone do that before, not even little kids. Most people just look at items until they're ready to make a decision about the purchase and might look at the item closer, but not AL. She has to leave some of her feces, urine and nugget grease on kid's toys and crockeries. I'm surprised she hasn't knocked down any shelves or items while at it.

At least it's good that Amber rarely goes to the fresh produce section to squeeze tomatoes and avocados for example.

 

[a dinosaur]

Bolth, exspecially and supposively.

 

[Owlflaps]

Her existence is a trigger for me. Morbidly fat people like our gorl are a waste of precious resources. The fact that she pays for the privilege of being supremely fat while people are starving in 3rd world countries pisses me off to no end. Her cunty, thankless attitude is also very grating. I stopped watching her videos a little while back because I realized I was getting irrationally mad over her. Amber is a sad reminder that humanity will never move forward until we fix these shitty people. Or gas them idk

 

[Soda Sink]

I hate when some slop dribbles out of her mouth and she makes that "oops! I'm so clumsy uwu" noise while looking at the camera. It's funny, because you know she's trying to control the rate at which her black hole of a mouth sucks up food for the video, at least somewhat, but she still manages to be a messy bitch.

 

[You're Next]

Nothing triggers me. I worry about people who believe they are triggered.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Nothing triggers me. I worry about people who believe they are triggered.

You’re no fun

 

[Tiny Clanger]

"Eeeeeaaaayuuuurnddd", often accompanied by the Fat Finger of Doom being pointed at some poor, unsuspecting item followed by squeals of "soooopacaHEEEEYOOoote" complete with mid-word asthmatic donkey wheeze.

Did she learn to speak through her nose cos her gob is always otherwise engaged?

 

[ricecake]

Hoarding.

 

[EH 110]

I can't think of anything she says, does, or wears that isn't irritating. She doesn't have one good quality.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

The lack of consequences. Every day of Amber's life she makes poor decisions. She shamelessly devours enough food for an entire family of 6 every day with no consequences, what she eats is disgusting sodium fat and sugar slathered trash that SHOULD be clogging her arteries, giving her beetus, and shutting her liver down and yet somehow she has yet to die/require hospitilization.

She manages her finances like her food, binging on crap she doesn't need constantly, on top of those massive food expenses. She gets had by every scam artist diet pusher out there (400 bucks of optavia in the trash right) and yet she just keeps making money without doing anything...

It's damn near maddening how she seems to have some kind of plot armor under that fat that allows her to keep fucking up so badly and not be dead or on life support right now. Not only that but for someone with no drive, work experience, education, skills or talent she lives an incredibly comfortable well off life. So while it will hopefully all catch up to her eventually, and she does suffer from a lack of mobility... she doesnt move anyway, and she doesnt care about anyone she leaves behind when she does die, so that's not even a hinderance to her lifestyle.

Amber is like walking proof that actions don't have consequences, so fuck it. TRIGGERED.

This really sums it up. Everything that bugs me about her is annoying mostly because she doesn't feel the cold, hard hand of reality slapping her in the face when she does fucked up things. It's like she's created her own little pocket dimension where she can get away with pretty much anything. I resent it.

So, for example...

• False rape accusations are unconscionable to begin with -- does she face justice, or even have to come clean? Nah.
• Being that bad at English and considering oneself a writer is offensive -- will she ever understand how shitty her poetry is? Unlikely.
• Making excuses for one's bad behavior and failing to do anything to address it -- is she ever gonna realize that she is ultimately responsible for all the horrible things that are happening/will happen to her? Nope.
• Lies, lies, and more lies -- anyone ever gonna call her on it in a way she can't dismiss/ignore it? Hahaha, no.

It's shit like this that raises her from distasteful to infuriating.

 

[literally low-key]

When she pretends to be so happy. When she pretends to be having so much fun. When she pretends to have so many good friends.

 

[pecansandies]

I get triggered by stupid people who think everyone else is as stupid as they are so when they say/do stupid shit they think people are stupid enough to buy into it

so you can imagine how deep in my feelings I get from any run of the mill ALR video

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Her Gaslighting. ?

From her most recent video: "the thing you learn about me is that I never give up." On what? Carbs? It's such a bold declaration for a lazy fuck who does nothing BUT quit everything she starts after exerting the most minimal effort. It's annoying cause it's so clearly a lie, but it's spoken in such a self-assured way, that it does beg the question if she really believes her own bullshit at this point.

Maybe it only bothers me because her circle of dimwitted simpletons are so taken in by it. The people that should be in a more intimate position to see the contradiction of her lies, just mindlessly stick around for it. Or co-sign, in Becky's case. Guarantee Becky's family attempted to save her with that Georgia trip. We can also be pretty sure it didn't make a single bit of difference.

That's the power of Amber's orbit. If her lips are moving, she's either eating or scheming you.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I bet NASA is pretty damn triggered by all the satellites getting de-orbited by the sheer gravitational pull of her face fat alone.

 

[PuckishRogue]

I don't give much of a shit if someone decides they wanna kill themselves by eating. It sucks that there's starving people who can't get that food, but the shit she's eating isn't exactly full of life giving nutrients.

I care that she's such a cunt to the people that clearly care about her. Becky, for some fucking reason, seems to actually love Amber, and we've watched Becky go from a mean muggin' Kentucky dyke to a depressed alcoholic trying to win the affection of her girlfriend.
Mind you, yes, Becky needs to grow a fucking spine and leave, but when you're beat down like that it can be hard to pull back up.

Oh also lying about rape like a stupid fucking cunt.

 

[8008135]

Did someone say TRIGGERED?!

 

[clusterfuckk]

-The fact she only knows one adjective and that is ‘super’
-The fact she uses BED as an excuse for OVEREATING when she clearly does not have BED mostly for powerlevel reasons
-That she has no shame
-That she makes way more money than many hardworking and honest decent people. She is the least deserving of it.
-The denial of the fart. Like it’s just a fucking fart, she made up a whole story and repeated it incessantly over something so minor. Like we know you’re a pathological liar, but you could have owned up to the fart to make yourself SEEM more authentic at least.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

When she uses "BED" as an excuse for her actions.

 

[MG 620]

The way she takes Becky for granted.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Her excess. How she consumes so much, while people starve and go without material necessities. Not just in some 3rd world country, but people suffering right in her own state - including people who work, only to sleep in their car and eat one small meal a day. I stopped watching her because she's boring versus pissing me off, but I can see how she would anger someone enough to click the X in the corner

how she claims to have a low self-esteem when it's clearly soaring through a roof.

Her self esteem is almost as high as her blood pressure!

When she describes everything as “cute”. She really needs a thesaurus

She probably thinks a thesaurus is some sort of dinosaur