What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

It's hard to pick just one, but I guess the thing that makes me really irritated is her hoarding stuff- no matter what it is. Reminds me of my own former hoarding. Every time she does a haul, I'm thinking: Bitch, you don't need this. I don't believe you even WANT it.
It's as if she only enjoyed buying stuff, not owning it. I guess that sort of mindset translates into food and relationships as well. Maybe she enjoys the rush of getting the food and biting into it- I doubt she's loving every second of eating though. After so much food, stuff she buys, compliments she demands from partners she doesn't care for... all of that must be bland. And she's too dumb to realize that "having more" of something else will never solve the problem. Getting rid of shit and making things simple is also important.
 
It's been said before, but can't be stated enough: When she's flabbergasted by something and gets that blank stare off into the distance and says "like, whaaaat?"

Also how she over-explains things unnecessarily that just makes her look more ignorant. She can't just have an opinion about something and let that be the end of it, she has to go on, it's almost like a formula she follows. "I like _ and not _ because, for me __ does/doesn't work because ___ even though people say _."

If she just owned herself and her shit and didn't feel the need to make up such ridiculous sounding excuses or explanations I think she'd get less hate. I'm not irritated because she's fat - I could give a fuck less - I'm irritated because she is one of the most annoying humans I have ever seen.
 
Remember when she took just the daintiest little half-spoonful of that Halo Top low cal ice cream, as if she wasn't itching to inhale the entire fucking pot right there and then? And the way she rapidly smacked her lips afterwards to taste it better, frowning as if to tell us she doesn't like ice cream. I wanted to fucking die. But yeah, basically the fake ass shit she does in an attempt to appear as dainty as possible for the camera. I don't think I've seen her do this sort of shit in a while but when it happens it still blows my mind who this bitch thinks she fooling.
 
The way she says EEEE-moji and kitt-tun.
That EEEE-moji shit kills me. Her ability to always put the syllabic emPHAsiS on the most common words in the English language in the absolutely wrong places will never make sense to me. She isn't even consistent. She says buhhhun instead of button, yet says kit-ten in a reasonable way. It's bizarre. I think her pronunciation of the double t would be fine if it was consistent, but it's not so it's always jarring. Sorry, I'm a singerfag so this especially bothers me.

ETA: Yes, I know Emoji is not and English word. Y'all know what I mean.
 
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