What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

A very dry and deeply rasping voice that'll make me want to give you water just by listening to you.
 
Barack Obama but if he was white.
...So basically just Barack Obama if he had 2 white parents, but still looked and sounded like Barack Obama.
 
Sounds kind of like a white woman vtuber, half like a normal person, half loli sounding.
 
I like to imagine your posts read by an elegant bunny with Patrick Stewart's voice, or a similar "posh" sounding voice.
 
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I like to imagine your posts read by an elegant bunny with Patrick Stewart's voice, or a similar "posh" sounding voice.
Literally the same thing as the bunny. The icon force-Britishizes the posts.
 
torn on funny vaguely irish goblin voice or [infernal animalistic pimp screeching]
 
Something about this AV just feels like working class British to me, but since I don't have a lot of experience with British voices all I hear is a combination of various British sports announcers.
 
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