What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

[CWCissey]

Just like Nahman.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Chris Chan

 

[Vorhtbame]

I just hear loud belching sounds.

 

[Remove Goat]

Like you need to hawk a loogie but it's your actual speaking voice.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

I can't actually read any of your posts because all I hear is a goat dying

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Like you need to hawk a loogie but it's your actual speaking voice.

Something like George C. Scott, if he were talking around a mouthful of chipped marbles, bits of tin can, roughage, and gravel.

After a light half-quart lunch of Wild Turkey and a couple of cigars.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I can't actually read any of your posts because all I hear is a goat dying

William S. Burroughs.

 

[Red Hood]

Claude Rains, natch.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Claude Rains, natch.

Stein from Soul Eater DUB

 

[Red Hood]

I read all @Tard Baby posts as Krang from the 1980s Ninja Turtles series

 

[Gordon Cole]

Easy-going Southerner.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Easy-going Southerner.

John Cleese when he was on Faulty Towers doing his Hitler impression.

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

Captain Lou Albano/Hotel Mario voice

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A stereotypical heavy Mexican accent.

But seriously, I read pretty much every post in my voice, which isn't as interesting.

 

[Dred]

Like you're four tequilas deep.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Morticia Addams.

 

[Joey Caruso]

Like an ordinary voice, but slowed down to 50% speed and pitch

 

[LofaSofa]

Like an UNGRATEFUL BASTARD who I gave a Good Boy Point to and never even said thank you..

 

[Niggernerd]

A typical "duuuuude man yo man im bakeddd bro" weed head

 

[Vorhtbame]

A typical "duuuuude man yo man im bakeddd bro" weed head

A really irritating, high-pitched fake-girly voice that interrupts its sentences with breathless laughter at vaguely inappropriate times.