What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Warwick Davis

Whispery voice, like a fairy or something

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Regular girl, I guess. She seems normal enough, despite the avatar.

 

[Ruin]

Nice average guy, maybe slight stutter.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Michael Clarke-Duncan and young Haley Joel Osment. At the same time.
EDIT: REALLY? God dammit.

Random moeshit female seiyu

 

[Pina Colada]

Stoner.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Very sultry and sensual female voice.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

A mixture between Wednesday from the 1992 animated version of The Addams Family and Hania Lee's singing voice.

 

[Vampirella]

If a chicken smoked 3 pack a day and lived off of whisky.

 

[Tempest]

gasmask, raspy

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

gasmask, raspy

Young tomboy voice

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

a fake high, squeeky "womans" voice

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

@Recon

Cary Grant, in "Operation Petticoat".

Spoiler

1959 Operation Petticoat

1959 Operation Petticoat

youtu.be

@ShittyRecolor

Butterbean; thru a mouthfull of cheap chewed-up gel pens, after huffing acrylic paint.

 

[drtoboggan]

Liquid Chris.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

a really wasted Danny DeVito

 

[Black Waltz]

sounds like lois from family guy

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Obviously Mr. Dink from Doug.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Stephen Fry

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Annoying cutesy falsetto.

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

Annoying cutesy falsetto.

The voice you hear when reading Shakespeare.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Fake Chinese accent.