What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

Super excitable japanse girl with and a high pitched voice.

 

[edibleBulimia]

Japanase girl who can’t english.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

This extra thicc nurse bear:

 

[PL 001]

Ted Levine doing his Buffalo Bill drawl.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

spooky whisper

 

[Shiawase]

Babycakes.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

@WinterMoonsLight

Air so cold, it crackles.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Clint Eastwood.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Ever listen to television static and start to hear voices? Yeah like that.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

@edibleBulimia

Juicy & thick; sounds the same going down, as coming back up.

 

[edibleBulimia]

@edibleBulimia

Juicy & thick; sounds the same going down, as coming back up.

I assume it’s because of the Mariah Carey pfp? Lol
You sound like Rhett Butler in my head for some reason.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

@MAPK phosphatase

Trillions of tiny voices, crying out in slow cell-death, then suddenly silenced, at the end of every sentence.

Actually, now that I think about it.....

Sounds a lot like Tim Curry, if I don't listen too closely.

Ever listen to television static and start to hear voices? Yeah like that.

Or the voices in the static that eventually go away, but somehow pick up where they left off in your head.

Yours?

My 7th grade shop teacher from the Bronx; an ex-cop, who could be heard above the screaming of a jock that stuck a dust-collector hose on his junk, clear into the academic building, cussing at the kid for pulling the stunt with girls around.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Slightly drunk, gravely, a bit unhinged but very studly.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Bob Seger

 

[Tempest]

Jesse Ventura

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Monotone, low, and slightly tired, like a stereotypical goth.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Vic Mignogna.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Very loud screams of pain and suffering.

 

[Zarkov]

A bitchy shrill.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Dwight but way more aggressive. Like Alpha Dwight about to slap his entire office harem into shape for mouthing off levels of aggressive.