What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

I was surprised when the first guess at my voice was Casey Jones from the ninja turtles, and surprised now since no ones said "Jason from family guy" yet.
Jason, the original red power ranger from the 90's
 
You sound like the lonely echoing in my head.
 
A cynical male voice coming in scratchy over a HAM radio.
 
my own voice in narrator mode, its how i read every comment unless you're autistic, then it just gets sad.
 
The narrator from Sesame Street who says this program is brought to you by the letter "B".
 
That really annoying high-pitched voice that white girls talk to their 'furbabies' with.
 
Satoko's

Higurashi gave me quite fixed stereotypes of blonde female characters' voices

edit: shit, ninja'd

As for current user above, maybe in Carl's voice from Llamas with Hats?
 
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