What was your worst interaction with a chinaman? - Rude, pushy, filthy, smelly. Tell me tales of the heathen Chinee.

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Karl der Grosse

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I've got just a few. One of my cousins went to China to adopt about 16 years ago. They went to the orphanage to meet the baby, everything was fine. Happy, healthy baby. Next day they return to finish the last of the paperwork and pick up their new baby. They got there and it wasn't the same baby. This baby was severely underweight, wouldn't stop, in their words, "screaming in pain", and seemed to have some sort of muscular disorder. Shaking and screaming. Oh man, what a mess. They refused the baby on the grounds that it obviously wasn't the same one they'd been shown the day before. The Chinese administrators start screaming at them. Threats of arrest. Promises that they would never be allowed to adopt their baby. Personally I think they were trying to pass the new baby off so that they could sell the original baby on the black market and get rid of this disabled baby. My cousin and her husband were never quite sure if they were being pressured for a bribe. Anyway, once they threatened to get the embassy involved they were told to come back the next day. Lo and behold, day three they were presented with the original baby (they think) and everything went off without a hitch. It was surreal, like the whole thing the day before had never happened. They kept their mouths shut, took the baby, and came home.

That's the worst story I have. Impress me with tales of the inhumanity of the perfidious Celestials!
 
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I had a short relationship with a girl from Zhanyi (small town) years ago, while she was in the States on a student visa.

She was the most wooden lay I've ever had. Sweet girl, but absolutely no vigor in the sack.

When I saw her off at the airport, all the extended-extended family showed up; something like four generations worth.

I was introduced to them all, and they were very disappointed I hadn't proposed to by the time her flight left. Turned out they owned the only Chinese restaurant in town worth going to, and I couldn't go for eggrolls without being given the slanty side-eye from then on.

It's a good thing they weren't in the laundry business, I used to spend a good bit of money getting my uniforms pressed.
 
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A chinksperg "online friend" from a PC game modding forum was in the area so he came by to visit. Stayed all day that day, spent the night, then half of the next day before he left.

Fucker was at my side the entire time except when one of us was in the bathroom. He jabbered at me the entire fucking time. Showered but didn't use soap. Smelled strange, like month old Chinese cooking - the smell rubbed off on my goddamn couch.

He was short, petite, uncharismatic, and draining. IRL social interaction mentally drains me after a few minutes, hanging out with him for 24 hours was torture.
 
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I fucking hate people of the Insectoid Dominion. God, they're the worst.

My chink story was at a Chinese restaurant in town. I heard a woman's scream, a pan full of food dropping, the kitchen doors opening, and a man chasing a rat into the dining area. He stepped on its tail, and crushed its little skull with the end of the broomstick, picked up the body, and walked back into the kitchen.

Needless to say, that business was shut down within the week. Oddly enough, there's another chinese restaurant in the same place. I always wondered if it was run by the same Insectoids.
 
This one time a chinese person killed my brother and I had to fight him and his merry band of faggots.

I think the coofingbug is just something "Lu" Kang cant beat up.

Since 2015, he has been Director-General of the Information Division, a post which includes the function of Speaker of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People's Republic of China
 
Mainland Chinese are cunts and beggars.
Worst month spent in that shit hole of a nation. Going to any market there and you're bound to deal with an asshole merchant.
 
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