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- Sep 16, 2018
If only. He turns his wife into an exact replica of Guillermo's boyfriend so the he can fuck him.
Tbh that plot is an improvement over what we've been getting the whole season because it returns to the core premise of "The vampires screw over guillermo/fuck some normie's life up by being too ignorant/egotistical."So Guillermo's boyfriend, Fred, comes to visit from England. He's a twinky, cringy nerd, but Guillermo adores him and is excited to see him. Nandor meets him and falls for his autistic level of conversation and asks the Genie (I thought he was out of wishes?) to turn Marwa into an exact copy of Fred. Nandoe & Fred2 copy all the stuff Guillermo & Fred1 do out on the town. While Nandor and his Fred (Fred2) are having sex, Guillermo and Fred 1 walk in and freak out. Nanador makes the Freds cool with each other. Then Fred 1 leaves to go back to England. Nandor then puts his Fred2 on a train to be "free to see the world" in a brief moment of guilt. Guillermo goes to England to visit Fred1 only to see him in love with Fred2. Side plots are Baby Colin becomes a teenager and Nadja's club can't survive without him. Jokes are as lame and predictable as possible
I am too autistic to leave a season unfinished, but this is fucking torture.
Scrambling their neighbor's brain, making jeff crazy, baron killing a bunch of normies for fun, nanjda decapitating the boxer by accident and literally everyone around guillermo becoming a vampire except for him etc. The constant shock at the vampire's ignorant cruelty was part of the cynical joke which was the main premise.
Part of the reason why I hated the guierllmo family/coming out episode (appart from the obvious) is because its writen like a fucking self insert wish fulfilment fanfic. He comes out everyone hugs him and loves him, nobody gets hurt and nandja erases all the bad memories while leaving the fact that he's gay in.
The writers literally didn't care about making the episode funny or making guillermo suffer for whatever unknown reason when guillermo suffering has been a punchline since day one.
If nanja was forced to kill his entire family due to their vanhelsing blood making them resistant to brainwash or something or if it absolute bare minimum she also erased the fact that he's gay and made them insane, I'd be more lenient toward it because it would be in keeping with the running joke of "Guillermo never gets what he wants."