Containment What will happen when Chris goes to prison? - Or a mental hospital. Or anything in between.

I would love it if Chris wrote the sequel to the Bible with the Dimensional Merge, Jesus being recarnated as a Sonichu, and Christine being the TRUE and HONEST God(ess) and MAYOR FOR LIFE in heaven aka CWCville.

I'm also interested in what sort of prison tattoos he'll get. Of course he's going to get a heart with a knife through it with a banner going across saying "Mom". But what else will he get?

  • A pin-up of Rosechu with an erection
  • A cutie mark on his butt
  • A tear-drop under his eye
  • A portrait of Josh Moon
  • Sonichu's face across his chest, since they'll probably won't let him keep his medallion
  • Mewtwo raping Magi-chan or vice versa

The possibilities are endless.
 
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The best case scenario he can hope for (aside a suspended sentence making him walk free albeit under strict watch and probation) is a jury who will find him guilty and a judge who'll take some pity on him. Enough to give him the lightest sentence without being convicted of rape (unlikey) is a year in the regional jail he's at now with the possibility of parole in six months and mental evaluation and psychatric therapy while being forbidden to see Barb and the maximum fine taken from his tugboat which will only be still given to him if his charges are lowered to high misdemeanors without being a felony. Which only seems possible if the judge knows Chris has no income to pay the fine aside the tugboat.

Really it all boils down to a few factors

1. Barb being declared mentally sound enough to give a testimony/statement and if in a last "gift" to her little "precious" says she consented to having sex with him. As fucked up as this is and clearly an act of sexual assault if barb says she consented the most they can legally slap Chris with is an incest charge which won't be a felony since barb was 80 when it happened as apposed to a minor molested by a parent.

2. The jury/judge knowing just who chris is and while they want to ensure he faces justice. They know giving him the harshest sentence will most likely result in him being killed in prison. So they settle for having him sent to a home/ mental health ward where he'll be kept isolated from the more violent and dangerous prison population.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
The best case scenario he can hope for (aside a suspended sentence making him walk free albeit under strict watch and probation) is a jury who will find him guilty and a judge who'll take some pity on him. Enough to give him the lightest sentence without being convicted of rape (unlikey) is a year in the regional jail he's at now with the possibility of parole in six months and mental evaluation and psychatric therapy while being forbidden to see Barb and the maximum fine taken from his tugboat which will only be still given to him if his charges are lowered to high misdemeanors without being a felony. Which only seems possible if the judge knows Chris has no income to pay the fine aside the tugboat.

Really it all boils down to a few factors

1. Barb being declared mentally sound enough to give a testimony/statement and if in a last "gift" to her little "precious" says she consented to having sex with him. As fucked up as this is and clearly an act of sexual assault if barb says she consented the most they can legally slap Chris with is an incest charge which won't be a felony since barb was 80 when it happened as apposed to a minor molested by a parent.

2. The jury/judge knowing just who chris is and while they want to ensure he faces justice. They know giving him the harshest sentence will most likely result in him being killed in prison. So they settle for having him sent to a home/ mental health ward where he'll be kept isolated from the more violent and dangerous prison population.
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If Barb claims she consented, would they be able to charge her as well? They won't given her age and the fact that she was clearly raped, but would it be possible?
 
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If Barb claims she consented, would they be able to charge her as well? They won't given her age and the fact that she was clearly raped, but would it be possible?
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They might bit but much like Chris she'll get a slap on the wrist maybe less. The system wants to be as tough on Chris as they can without going too far given how heinous his behaviors been both past and present, but barb they wanna be more sympathetic to especially since it was clearly Chris forcing himself on her .
 
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biozeminadae1 said:
I'm sorry, what?
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let me put it this way. You don’t want to be there. He might have no choice BUT to go there. By highlighting my own horrendous experience I was hoping to shed light on the fact that CWC will absolutely deteriorate in there. That was 3 days for me. Him? He’ll be in there for years. No way he’d last in prison. Probably a mental institution & probation of some sort.
 
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Professor Dr Mao said:
let me put it this way. You don’t want to be there. He might have no choice BUT to go there. By highlighting my own horrendous experience I was hoping to shed light on the fact that CWC will absolutely deteriorate in there. That was 3 days for me. Him? He’ll be in there for years. No way he’d last in prison. Probably a mental institution & probation of some sort.
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He deserves every minute of it, hope he goes through a bit of hell.
 
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Niggernerd said:
It'll be funny if he has a mental breakdown when he realizes this isnt a prank by the jerkops and that his dumbass will never see his toys again.
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When they finally release him, and he goes to 14BC to see that his home was sold to a new family, and all of his toys, and video games were sold or thrown away i'm sure he's going to go the way Brooks did in Shawshank Redemption.

I can picture it: right before he kills himself he'll carve "CWC was here :sonichu:" on the support beam he's gonna hang himself from. lol
 
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On the bright side, Chris will soon have nothing to do but draw with a Bic pen of whatever they give inmates to write with.

We might be soon living in the golden age of Chris manifesto’s and religious tomes.

As for his mental health, Im more optimistic than most of you.

Chris has for years been training himself in the fine art of meditating and “experiencing other dimensions” through hallucinations. (He literally sits and stares at the wall for hours until he starts “seeing things”.

So prison might be less of a torture than it would have been a decade ago.

Yes, he doesn’t have any toys, but he’s got hallucinations and alternate dimensions to travel to.


TLDR: Chris will be known by the guards as the weirdo who spends most of his time staring at the wall in his cell and giggling.
 
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whotfsaidthat said:
she's been living as a woman since 2014, if they dont let her go to a womans prison, that's very unjust. i know america is fucked in many ways judicially, but i hope the judge will have a heart regarding christine.
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No, he's about to get the book thrown at him, no walking away easily from this one. Trust me, if he's facing a judge that will not take lightly to fuckery and childish behaviour (and knowing Chris and his past attitude towards the law), then the judge will just add a year or two to his sentence just out of spite, it's very easy for them to do that to smug criminals.

If Chris is still cracking a smile like like he was in that second prison mug shot throughout the duration of the hearing, the judge will think he's not taking this seriously at all.
 
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Prison or hospital, he should leave in a better state than he went in. Ideally dropping the troon crap and getting some basic work licking stamps or something. Wherever they lock him up he could at least spend his days mopping floors and doing something remotely productive. They could potentially be the best years of his life since high school.

The downside is he could just as easily fester in a cell, declining into deeper mental derangement, leaving prison a bigger threat to others than ever. Or he could get beaten senseless on a regular basis by Tyrone and D’andre making isolation a necessity.

Then again, everything I know about prison comes from TV.
 
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DrNow said:
Prison or hospital, he should leave in a better state than he went in. Ideally dropping the troon crap and getting some basic work licking stamps or something. Wherever they lock him up he could at least spend his days mopping floors and doing something remotely productive. They could potentially be the best years of his life since high school.

The downside is he could just as easily fester in a cell, declining into deeper mental derangement, leaving prison a bigger threat to others than ever. Or he could get beaten senseless on a regular basis by Tyrone and D’andre making isolation a necessity.

Then again, everything I know about prison comes from TV.
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I think it all depends on what kind of prison, or what part of the prison, you're placed in. If it's anything like rehab, it's fucking boring as shit, public school lunchroom food, and depressing. If he's put in gen-pop, he'll defiantly get the ever living shit beaten out of him.

I personally think after he gets used to not having his toys and vidya he's going to enjoy prison. If it changes his behavior, or choices to do an iota of self-reflection on how he's lived and acted for the last 20 years, is completely up to him.

It's Chris, so he'll probably not learn a single thing from this experience.
 
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Fapcop said:
On the bright side, Chris will soon have nothing to do but draw with a Bic pen of whatever they give inmates to write with.

We might be soon living in the golden age of Chris manifesto’s and religious tomes.

As for his mental health, Im more optimistic than most of you.

Chris has for years been training himself in the fine art of meditating and “experiencing other dimensions” through hallucinations. (He literally sits and stares at the wall for hours until he starts “seeing things”.

So prison might be less of a torture than it would have been a decade ago.

Yes, he doesn’t have any toys, but he’s got hallucinations and alternate dimensions to travel to.


TLDR: Chris will be known by the guards as the weirdo who spends most of his time staring at the wall in his cell and giggling.
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They actually let prisoner have crayons so he can still make and mail Sonichu to fans.
 
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Chris is not going to survive as I stated previously he is going to men’s prison
 
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