What would aliens biggest fear of visiting us be? - I will tell you what I think

The amount of weapons we have combined with our willingness to resort to violence over literally anything.
 
Aliens have been monitoring us for decades, but they haven’t made contact because they saw our nuclear tests and now they consider humanity to be the equivalent of that one shithouse crazy guy in prison who no one fucks with because you don’t know what he’ll do. Like, we might welcome them or we might just blow up our own fucking planet.
 
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La Luz Extinguido said:
If they are the visitors while we are still technologically earthbound, then they have nothing to fear, and we're fucked.
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We will be at their mercy. We can only hope they regard us as children deserving of some help. A second might be that of potential converts to their religion. Let's not hope they'd regard us as slaves or food.
 
JosephStalin said:
We will be at their mercy. We can only hope they regard us as children deserving of some help. A second might be that of potential converts to their religion. Let's not hope they'd regard us as slaves or food.
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Implying aliens would be something that we could even comprehend and vice versa, if they're not familiar carbon life-form like us they might as well cannot even have the capability to "regard things" or understand us in any way.

Thinking they would have a religion is just so cute.
 
We would be at the mercy of their religion if their religion was based on revenge. In which case they would try and give it to us in our ass against our will in an act of revenge for our act of giving it to them in their ass. Just saying. Will Smith would not be able to fly a jet in this scenario firing missiles at aliens space shields saying "whyd you have to come down here and start some shit?" It would be impossible for him to get into his jet and take off to begin with if he was being held down by aliens and they were giving it to him in his ass.

Lol real talk.
 
formershroomeryuser said:
We would be at the mercy of their religion if their religion was based on revenge. In which case they would try and give it to us in our ass against our will in an act of revenge for our act of giving it to them in their ass. Just saying. Will Smith would not be able to fly a jet in this scenario firing missiles at aliens space shields saying "whyd you have to come down here and start some shit?" It would be impossible for him to get into his jet and take off to begin with if he was being held down by aliens and they were giving it to him in his ass.

Lol real talk.
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Then the future would just be an endless series of human penises in alien anuses followed by vengeful, sweaty, throbbing, veinous alien penises in human anuses, all through eternity, forever!

Gay!
 
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AnOminous said:
Then the future would just be an endless series of human penises in alien anuses followed by vengeful, sweaty, throbbing, veinous alien penises in human anuses, all through eternity, forever!

Gay!
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*spoilers for Rise of Skywalker
 
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Lemmingwise said:
As much of a hack as Neil Degrasse Tyson can be sometimes, he actually nailed this one very convincingly.

Our DNA differs from Chimps by about 1%. If aliens were THAT comparable, that much the same to us, that they only differed 1% to us and they differed 1% in the same direction as we differ from Chimps, they would be so far ahead of us, that they wouldn't really be interested in talking to us, even if they could. When's the last time you had a talk with a chimp? Or to go along with your line of thinking, how afraid are you of getting buttraped by chimps?

Though in all likelyhood the difference would be far bigger and more like that between an ant and a human. Are you scared of ants or do you crush them under your boot when they annoy you?
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Neil Degrasse Tyson definitely has 99% the same DNA as a chimp.
 
Infection by way of our socially tribalistic, cancerous nature. Exacerbated by social media.

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I came into this thread to state "humans trying to have sex with them like we try to have sex with everything"

Omega late I am.

Another problem would be humans infecting them with a memetic virus that ruins their civilization, like in Macross.
 
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