What would be a cool as fuck thing to do with your ashes when you die

[AA 102]

Freeze them.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I'm not a Catholic, but I would convince a very close friend to swap my ashes with the Ash Wednesday ashes. Then I can be part of the lives of hundreds, even thousands of people....even though 9 times out of 10 they'll be boring as fuck because they're devout Catholics and shit.

 

[cypocryphy]

I would want them used in a bizarre ritual.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Give them to Keith Richards so he can snort them like he did his own dear old dad's. I want to one-up my mother as the ultimate Stones fan in this family.

Alternatively, send me out like a real Floridan. Use them in a special citrus-salt rub to be applied to a chunk of fine meat and feed it to an alligator.

 

[meatslab]

I already told my friends to put my ashes in the bedazzled, hot pink, leopard print urn and mix them with pink glitter.

Or they can turn me into a diamond and put me on the collar of my favorite cat.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Keep them in a drawer in the laundry room.

That's what we did with my grandpa's ashes.

 

[VJ 120]

Mix portions of them with different colored glitter and put them in a clear vase/urn as macabre sand art. Or put the multicolored glitter ashes into fireworks. Whatever.

 

[GS 281]

Pour them in Barb's enema bag

 

[Banquet Meal]

I'm not a Catholic, but I would convince a very close friend to swap my ashes with the Ash Wednesday ashes. Then I can be part of the lives of hundreds, even thousands of people....even though 9 times out of 10 they'll be boring as fuck because they're devout Catholics and shit.

wouldnt work....its weird, and i only recently found this out, but people "ashes" are basically like sand, because its GROUND UP BONES, not real ashes wtf

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Yeah there's little flecks of carbonised bone in there, but you can grind it down to whatever consistency you like.

I saw a video of the ashes being put on the back of the guys favorite horse and it running around the field to spread them.

I put some of my family's under the fireplace of an old family home. The little Settlement that was there once is long gone, but the fireplace still stands there, with some cows.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Use your ashes to make bullets somehow and then have a loved one fire them into your enemies.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Mix them with milk like chocolate milk mix like they did with Kenny's ashes in that one episode of south park.