What would be in your eulogy if people found out about your online activities?

[Justice Tony]

So I just finished watching the MBM eulogy and I was surprised that they mentioned his online activities. They even called Cyraxx a "confused small man in Akron" or something to that effect. That got me thinking, what would someone say about my online activity if it had to be in my eulogy? And so I ask that question to you guys.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

"He had way more friends than one would've thought"

"Had as many as he deserved."

 

[equinsu_ocha]

"This isn't as bad as we expected."

 

[soup peddler]

...In real life I seem like an extremely bubbly and friendly person. They would be somewhat shocked and horrified.

To my friends and acquaintances whose degenerate lifestyles I rail against online: I don't hate you, I just hate what you do. Well actually yes, sometimes I hate you.

 

[Axiom.]

"What retard, seriously."

 

[Holy Lord Phoenix LXII]

"I....wow....I don't even know where to begin"